Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 15, 2013 10:04:54 am PST #12105 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm so against extra big tips at the holidays/once a year tips.

Some things get so ingrained that they're part of the landscape. Like, people shouldn't need tips period, right? But most of us work with that. Is the tip idea so precisely logical that it doesn't allow for seasonal variation without throwing the whole thing into disarray? Or is a token of the season to people who work for you who are now generations into factoring that into their budget just another cost of doing business?

I'm mostly with the latter.

Now that the nipple hug thing is in my head, I might die laughing next hug time.

OH MY GOD I JUST SNARKED AT SOMEONE TAKING A CIGARETTE BREAK. I need to apologise so profusely when he comes back. That was so out of line. Shit. I feel awful.


meara - Nov 15, 2013 10:08:55 am PST #12106 of 30000

I feel like a seasonal "happy holidays!" extra $1 to the barista is one thing. Or if you're in a New York building where the tradition is "yearly we tip the doorman/super" kind of thing which is totally expected. But I think if I tip my hairdresser 20% throughout the year, I do not see why I should tip her the price of an extra haircut (which is what I've often seen recommended) at Christmas just because it's Christmas. I don't get paid extra at Christmas! All it does is make me not want to make a hair appointment in December, then.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 15, 2013 10:20:00 am PST #12107 of 30000
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

I still maintain that if I am paying someone directly for a service, that's what they get, whether they're my dentist or mechanic or what have you. If they want more money they should charge more for the service they offer.

In a restaurant I'm paying for the food, and the service that brings it to my table, refills my drink, and checks on me periodically rather than me just ordering it at a counter is worth extra. Likewise, in a hotel I'm paying for the use of the room; the people who clean up after me, make the bed, put in new rolls of bath tissue, etc. are enhancing that baseline experience and warrant a gratuity.


Dana - Nov 15, 2013 10:21:01 am PST #12108 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

FINALLY the power is back, along with the internet.


Connie Neil - Nov 15, 2013 10:22:11 am PST #12109 of 30000
brillig

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/shoot_for_the_moon.png

Everyone act casual.


Atropa - Nov 15, 2013 10:33:57 am PST #12110 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

What are you putting in them? SOYLENT GREEN???

Well, I am in the Hannibal fandom ...


brenda m - Nov 15, 2013 10:35:27 am PST #12111 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

All it does is make me not want to make a hair appointment in December, then.

I was just going to say that's exactly what I do, but then I realized I have an appointment on the 22nd.

My stylist is the salon owner, who I've heard you're not supposed to tip in the first place, but that makes even less sense to me.

I'll throw in an extra $10 and call it a day.


Jesse - Nov 15, 2013 10:41:16 am PST #12112 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I give my massage therapist a big tip at Christmas time, but that's mostly because it's when I'm getting my half-price birthday massage. I do kind of avoid getting a haircut around The Holidays.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 15, 2013 11:19:07 am PST #12113 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I AM NOT THE SORT OF PERSON WHO CRAVES GREEN SMOOTHIES WHAT THE HELL.

Just pretend it was something whipped up in the lab by a mad scientist and you might get over that feeling.


§ ita § - Nov 15, 2013 11:21:29 am PST #12114 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Just pretend it was something whipped up in the lab by a mad scientist and you might get over that feeling

Monster mash!

I've had to force myself into not eating breakfast at other times of the day, but I make four or five helpings of oatmeal at a time, and they're just there, and blueberries and nom...I pretty much always crave them. Luckily I found an allowed pancake recipe, because I was theoretically (but not practically, not at all) boring myself--it's been steel cut oats every morning since low gly which was...some months now. I should make a note.