I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.

Cordelia ,'Showtime'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Nov 11, 2013 6:17:54 pm PST #11687 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

This is the recipe:

Oooh, those sound great!


§ ita § - Nov 11, 2013 6:25:36 pm PST #11688 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wonder if I could pick up a kettlebell.

Of course! They make sexy ones in pink. The brand I bought is fucking EMPOWER. We can all pick up kettlebells. Because we're girls and we're good enough.

God, when did this happen? They had normal handweights, but no kettlebells that I'd ever seen before. Moral: Don't sports goods shop at BB&B.


Ginger - Nov 11, 2013 6:27:00 pm PST #11689 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Jesse has boxes of boxes and boxes
The boxes of boxes are home to a fox
To keep thieves from taking her frocks and socks
The fox keeps them all in a box with locks
And a painting on top of sheep in flocks


-t - Nov 11, 2013 6:31:00 pm PST #11690 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ginger rocks.


Burrell - Nov 11, 2013 7:18:30 pm PST #11691 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

-t and Ginger both made me laugh


Ginger - Nov 11, 2013 7:30:57 pm PST #11692 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

-t made me laugh.

There's an American general on Letterman who doesn't know where poppies for Veterans Day came from. If I were in charge, he'd have to give back a medal for that.


§ ita § - Nov 11, 2013 7:43:38 pm PST #11693 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know if I could marry Tom Mison. Like, right now, I might have a better chance of surviving Mish...okay, it's not that bad, but it's pretty bad. I know he's rolling on a script right now, but he can, so well. He gets a lot of cred for that. (His costars are okay too)


Consuela - Nov 11, 2013 7:56:45 pm PST #11694 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

who doesn't know where poppies for Veterans Day came from

GAH. You would think that the one piece of poetry everyone at the military academies reads, at least once, would be "In Flanders Field".

Sheesh.


§ ita § - Nov 11, 2013 9:05:21 pm PST #11695 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When am I going to be able to process the Philippines? I think the people at work thought I was stupid, but mostly it was my brain fritzing out at the scale. Can't handle the scale!

Shit, I need to wash the taste of pills out of my mouth with Ryvita and blueberry goat cheese. Such modern wonders, Ichabod. Let me introduce to the world. And I'll show you where to go for online porn.


§ ita § - Nov 11, 2013 10:19:48 pm PST #11696 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does anyone know if there's a fandom-related "Help Philippines" being organised? I have been made aware of JL8 doing something (it's his second largest audience), but I might even be not-nervous enough to bid my work, if there is.