Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.

'Safe'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 11, 2013 1:47:20 pm PST #11666 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tom Hardy always has puppies, though. He rescues them from everywhere.

The Hiddles love is larger here than I'd have imagined. I mean, in comparison to Hardy. I get that some of y'all will be slow on the Mison.

I intermittently feel bad for Chris Pine, because he always seems to be co-starring with people with crazier fans, but maybe there's a crazy enough and the Pine Nuts are that?

Wanna get your in person meeting with me to end early? GNAW at your fucking cuticles, pick them, and then jam them into your mouth and gnaw again.

I'm still queasy, and I bite my own cuticles. Just...not when I'm speaking.


§ ita § - Nov 11, 2013 1:57:40 pm PST #11667 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know if this elevates Hiddleston or the interviewer, honestly: [link]


beekaytee - Nov 11, 2013 3:11:32 pm PST #11668 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I'd be glad to spend time at a party with Hiddleston but I can see myself walking down many long beaches, or curling up in front of a fire, with Mison.

Hardy? I'll wish him well from a distance.


Jesse - Nov 11, 2013 5:06:03 pm PST #11669 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, phew -- it is a wonderland of empty boxes outside tonight. I got two boxfuls, and feel good about prospects for more in the future.


Burrell - Nov 11, 2013 5:10:43 pm PST #11670 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Jesse has boxes full of boxes folks!


Jesse - Nov 11, 2013 5:12:19 pm PST #11671 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I will actually be able to move!

...and will try not to update you people on each minor step.


DavidS - Nov 11, 2013 5:16:57 pm PST #11672 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

...and will try not to update you people on each minor step.

What will we do for fun?!


Burrell - Nov 11, 2013 5:17:35 pm PST #11673 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

No worries there, Jesse. There are some days where I would have a hard time motivating to do ANYTHING if it weren't for all y'all. It's one of our better functions: validating the mundane for each other so we actually get shit done.


-t - Nov 11, 2013 5:18:09 pm PST #11674 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

You know we are interested in your boxes of boxes. I hope you get flocks. From down by the docks?

I really hope this coconut flax bread turns out well. It smells incredibly good baking.


§ ita § - Nov 11, 2013 5:22:21 pm PST #11675 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know, this gluten-free lactose-free low glycemic peanut butter brownie recipe might just be my favourite ever. I don't know who I'm becoming, but that shit is OFF THE HOOK.

There's a woman at work who's highly surprised that I can bake well, and that I love pink. She's also surprised I do the martial arts. She calls me a massive contradiction, but I can't help but wonder what she's based her her initial image on other than my short hair. Still, the brownies knocked her socks off, so she'll have to adjust. (I already told her her mind was the problem)