Why is an old woman giving you a thong gift???

It's the Y. Strange and harmless things happen. I say that with love. I've had the weirdest conversations in the nude in the locker room. Tonight's craziness had blanked out the possibly-tourette's woman who whooped upon coming out of the sauna and then gave wolf-whistle followed by apology upon entering the main locker room full of women in various states of dress. At some point, you just embrace all our quirks and go with it.

Paging le nubian's dad! Health alert!

you made me scream-chortle!

Naked gym conversations are...are what gyms are for. I haven't been to the Y since forever, though. My last gym was the painful chichi one in my neighbourhood that had a snow machine at their Christmas party. Those conversations are gym-universal.

I am pretty sure that bridal showers, people with whom you enjoy nekkid or funny things between friends who both find them funny are the only times you give undies.

Not only do I call bras underwear (What? They go under! And how weird is it that I would coordinate bra and underwear? No--I wear matching underwear (which also includes garter belt in scope) Also, I give panties and boxers (and boxer briefs) as gifts, both to family and friends. Complaints have never gotten back to me.

Woke up with my heart racing from something not a nightmare (though some people might call Misha Collins and their sister singing in Spanish with a French accent a nightmare, I just call it likely "Ayudame -you got me-la la la la!") so I need to change my environment a little to calm it down.

Elderly cat woke me with polite meowing this morning after 5 AM. I may have forgotten to feed her last night, because her bowl was completely empty. She actually sat on top of my bed (with me in it) for a while before she gave up and started meowing from the hall again.

At any rate, I'm up and since the house-cleaner is going to get here soon, I should probably get dressed.

In the shooting at the mall last night, they're not reporting that the only one dead is the gunman, and no reported injuries. I'm not quite sure what happened, then, since they said he was carrying a rifle, so pretty unlikely that he killed himself with that.

edit: the reports are now saying that he shot himself with a "22 caliber assault-style rifle."

And there is no problem with guns in this country....

nope none, it is just the crazies. well the crazies and the poor.

The crazies and the poor and the really bad people.

Good guys! Outlaws! Chicago!

crazy people, poor people, and loose women - double bad points if any of these are also non-Christian and/or brown.