Even if I'm walking, I'd rather put a hood up than carry an umbrella. Umbrellas leave you with one less hand!
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Oct 30, 2013 5:41:36 am PDT #10579 of 30000
Because books.
Jessica - Oct 30, 2013 5:49:26 am PDT #10580 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I've never had a raincoat hood that would stay up. Who wants to Google rain hats for me?
tommyrot - Oct 30, 2013 5:51:02 am PDT #10581 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I've never had a raincoat hood that would stay up.
My raincoat has an elastic drawstring thingie in the hood so it stays up.
Amy - Oct 30, 2013 5:53:21 am PDT #10582 of 30000
Because books.
I just saw your tag, Jessica. "Or three times in every life. Or twice. I mean once." I made Stephen watch with me this morning, and he was doubled over by that point.
Jessica - Oct 30, 2013 5:54:16 am PDT #10583 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I consider myself INCREDIBLY lucky that my kids have never cut their own or each others' hair. Yet.
Amy - Oct 30, 2013 6:02:36 am PDT #10584 of 30000
Because books.
Don't get too comfortable. Sara cut some of her own hair not two years ago.
Jessica - Oct 30, 2013 6:02:54 am PDT #10585 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I said yet!
§ ita § - Oct 30, 2013 6:09:33 am PDT #10586 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There's really no way to hide the smallest chunk of attempted hair-cutting with kinky black folk hair. Man, I fucked my sister's do up something awful.
Rite of passage, that's what I'm filing it under...
beth b - Oct 30, 2013 6:10:28 am PDT #10587 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I'm sorry Burrell. peace ma~~~
Burrell - Oct 30, 2013 6:24:17 am PDT #10588 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Franny used to cut her own hair on a regular basis. We've finally convinced her that she can just ask the stylist and she can do it for her.
Thanks everybody.