Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Oct 30, 2013 5:49:26 am PDT #10580 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've never had a raincoat hood that would stay up. Who wants to Google rain hats for me?


tommyrot - Oct 30, 2013 5:51:02 am PDT #10581 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've never had a raincoat hood that would stay up.

My raincoat has an elastic drawstring thingie in the hood so it stays up.


Amy - Oct 30, 2013 5:53:21 am PDT #10582 of 30000
Because books.

I just saw your tag, Jessica. "Or three times in every life. Or twice. I mean once." I made Stephen watch with me this morning, and he was doubled over by that point.


Jessica - Oct 30, 2013 5:54:16 am PDT #10583 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I consider myself INCREDIBLY lucky that my kids have never cut their own or each others' hair. Yet.


Amy - Oct 30, 2013 6:02:36 am PDT #10584 of 30000
Because books.

Don't get too comfortable. Sara cut some of her own hair not two years ago.


Jessica - Oct 30, 2013 6:02:54 am PDT #10585 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I said yet!


§ ita § - Oct 30, 2013 6:09:33 am PDT #10586 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's really no way to hide the smallest chunk of attempted hair-cutting with kinky black folk hair. Man, I fucked my sister's do up something awful.

Rite of passage, that's what I'm filing it under...


beth b - Oct 30, 2013 6:10:28 am PDT #10587 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm sorry Burrell. peace ma~~~


Burrell - Oct 30, 2013 6:24:17 am PDT #10588 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Franny used to cut her own hair on a regular basis. We've finally convinced her that she can just ask the stylist and she can do it for her.

Thanks everybody.


Jessica - Oct 30, 2013 6:24:47 am PDT #10589 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Holy shit, look at these surfers!!

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