Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Oct 30, 2013 4:55:55 am PDT #10565 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Burrell, I am so sorry to hear about your sister.


Gudanov - Oct 30, 2013 5:01:12 am PDT #10566 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

So sorry, Burrell


tommyrot - Oct 30, 2013 5:03:53 am PDT #10567 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I hate dealing with umbrellas. The cheap ones break and I end up leaving the expensive ones on trains.


tommyrot - Oct 30, 2013 5:06:01 am PDT #10568 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Burrell, I am so sorry for your loss.


Steph L. - Oct 30, 2013 5:06:13 am PDT #10569 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Burrell, I am so sorry. Peace to you and your family.


Dana - Oct 30, 2013 5:08:19 am PDT #10570 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I didn't get to sleep until 4, and then a guy called at 8:30, so I had to get up and dressed. (Forgot to take the bra off the stairs, whoops.)

Right now, I'm still conscious and surprisingly cheerful, but that may not last.


Theodosia - Oct 30, 2013 5:15:43 am PDT #10571 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I have a peculiar curse -- the inverse relationship between how expensive an umbrella is and how long I can keep it. If I bought a $40 umbrella it would disappear within a week. Given a cheap umbrella as a giveaway (or once, buying a $2 umbrella in a secondhand store because I needed it right there that moment) and I have the use of it for years.


tommyrot - Oct 30, 2013 5:19:39 am PDT #10572 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Theo, that's what happens to me. Although I haven't lost an expensive umbrella in the last year or so because I don't ride the train that much these days.


Amy - Oct 30, 2013 5:21:25 am PDT #10573 of 30000
Because books.

When I was working in New York, you could always buy a $3 umbrella on the street or in Penn Station. I've never had a *good* umbrella.


Jessica - Oct 30, 2013 5:28:38 am PDT #10574 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

When I was working in New York, you could always buy a $3 umbrella on the street or in Penn Station. I've never had a *good* umbrella.

Yeah, I almost never bother carrying an umbrella in advance. If it's raining, there's going to be someone selling $2 umbrellas on the corner. Which will work exactly long enough for me to get home dry-ish, at which point it will either break or I will lose it.