Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - Mar 21, 2014 8:03:37 am PDT #9967 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

oh Sean ...

well, at least it's not long-term .... (that's all I've got)


WindSparrow - Mar 21, 2014 8:07:06 am PDT #9968 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Nasty! Poor Sean!


Sean K - Mar 21, 2014 8:11:03 am PDT #9969 of 30002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

He's a perfectly nice guy, if a little odd. And by odd, I guess I mean "normal." He doesn't do sci fi or fantasy of any kind. He's not a gamer. He had no idea what a "death star" was, when I started trying to read him the "Open Letter From the Death Star Architect Who Put the Exhaust Ports on the Death Star." He's never seen or read The Hobbit, or the Lord of the Rings movies.

He likes bluesy rock and roll, and classic rock. It's about the only thing we can connect on.

BUT OMG THE CHOMPING!!!! MURDERDEATHKILL!!!!!


brenda m - Mar 21, 2014 8:13:21 am PDT #9970 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

He had no idea what a "death star" was,

Okay, that is actually not normal.


juliana - Mar 21, 2014 8:33:11 am PDT #9971 of 30002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

BUT OMG THE CHOMPING!!!! MURDERDEATHKILL!!!!!

No jury of your peers would convict you. (I cut a date short once because the guy chomped with his mouth open.)


Sean K - Mar 21, 2014 8:36:04 am PDT #9972 of 30002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Seriously. Zero seconds it took me to be perfectly fine with murdering another human being.


Sean K - Mar 21, 2014 8:52:20 am PDT #9973 of 30002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Also, he keeps all his phone and computer notification sounds at SUPER LOUD MAX VOLUME! I mean, I guess I kind of get that -- he wants to make sure he doesn't miss a notification if he's in another room, but I keep everything on silent or vibrate, so his startle the crap out of me every time.


brenda m - Mar 21, 2014 9:06:30 am PDT #9974 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh that drives me nuts.


Burrell - Mar 21, 2014 9:08:54 am PDT #9975 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm with brenda. Not being a gamer or reading The Hobbit or LOTR is one thing (although in my neck of the woods those things all fit under "normal" for definitions that include "commonly shared, but not universal, traits"), but not knowing what a "death star" is?


EpicTangent - Mar 21, 2014 9:37:10 am PDT #9976 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

but not knowing what a "death star" is?

Seriously, seems like that's part of the "cultural psyche" by now, like knowing who Romeo & Juliet or Adam & Eve are, despite never having read Shakespeare or the Bible.

Weird.