BUT OMG THE CHOMPING!!!! MURDERDEATHKILL!!!!!
No jury of your peers would convict you. (I cut a date short once because the guy chomped with his mouth open.)
A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
juliana - Mar 21, 2014 8:33:11 am PDT #9971 of 30002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Sean K - Mar 21, 2014 8:36:04 am PDT #9972 of 30002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Seriously. Zero seconds it took me to be perfectly fine with murdering another human being.
Sean K - Mar 21, 2014 8:52:20 am PDT #9973 of 30002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Also, he keeps all his phone and computer notification sounds at SUPER LOUD MAX VOLUME! I mean, I guess I kind of get that -- he wants to make sure he doesn't miss a notification if he's in another room, but I keep everything on silent or vibrate, so his startle the crap out of me every time.
brenda m - Mar 21, 2014 9:06:30 am PDT #9974 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh that drives me nuts.
Burrell - Mar 21, 2014 9:08:54 am PDT #9975 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I'm with brenda. Not being a gamer or reading The Hobbit or LOTR is one thing (although in my neck of the woods those things all fit under "normal" for definitions that include "commonly shared, but not universal, traits"), but not knowing what a "death star" is?
EpicTangent - Mar 21, 2014 9:37:10 am PDT #9976 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
but not knowing what a "death star" is?
Seriously, seems like that's part of the "cultural psyche" by now, like knowing who Romeo & Juliet or Adam & Eve are, despite never having read Shakespeare or the Bible.
Weird.
omnis_audis - Mar 21, 2014 10:23:08 am PDT #9977 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Seriously, seems like that's part of the "cultural psyche" by now, like knowing who Romeo & Juliet or Adam & Eve are, despite never having read Shakespeare or the Bible.
I dunno. Not everyone is going to know Adam & Eve is an adult products website.
t runs and hides
Toddson - Mar 21, 2014 10:38:56 am PDT #9978 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I remember once having to explain to someone what the Hound of the Baskervilles was ... of course, this was the same person who needed to have "opposable thumbs" explained ....
omnis_audis - Mar 21, 2014 10:53:33 am PDT #9979 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Is there a different explanation than Sherlock Holmes?
DCJensen - Mar 21, 2014 11:10:10 am PDT #9980 of 30002
All is well that ends in pizza.
I dunno. Not everyone is going to know Adam & Eve is an adult products website.
Still around? Wow. I remember seeing their flimsy little catalogs sitting around the common room in college.