Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jan 28, 2014 4:33:24 pm PST #8626 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

I am speechless, Connie. I can't even.


SuziQ - Jan 28, 2014 4:45:34 pm PST #8627 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

So many levels of wrong.


Connie Neil - Jan 28, 2014 5:39:06 pm PST #8628 of 30002
brillig

Hubby's filling out the medical/personal history form for the cancer center. He's had to call his sister to get info. He's just reached the section asking about how many sexual partners he's had. His answer "It was the 70s."

"Do I engage in extreme sports?"
"You play games where you encourage people to try to hit you in the head. That's a yes."


WindSparrow - Jan 28, 2014 7:26:04 pm PST #8629 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Hairpats and hugs for them as wants 'em.

Exasperated WTFs for the cancer center.


billytea - Jan 29, 2014 3:27:18 am PST #8630 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That's outrageous, Connie.

Meanwhile, on a different note: the day has arrived! Behold my diminutive scholar: [link] [link]

Today his studious attentions were directed towards sandpits and Humpty Dumpty collages. Progress report: on pick-up he advised me that when an egg breaks, it can't be restored at all. Further interrogation revealed this to be the case even should one resort to:

1. Glue;
2. Sticky tape;
3. Smooshing the pieces back together really hard.

Education truly is the silver bullet.


WindSparrow - Jan 29, 2014 3:39:30 am PST #8631 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

That's some pretty useful information he's learned there, bt. And Ryan looks so handsome and happy in his uniform.


DavidS - Jan 29, 2014 5:01:24 am PST #8632 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Behold my diminutive scholar:

Adorable! He looks like he's going to Postal Academy.


Connie Neil - Jan 29, 2014 5:44:51 am PST #8633 of 30002
brillig

Does he have empirical proof of the unfixability of a broken egg?


beekaytee - Jan 29, 2014 5:58:17 am PST #8634 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Just LOOK at that amazing boy, billytea. I can never get enough of that smile.


meara - Jan 29, 2014 6:21:48 am PST #8635 of 30002

He is so cute!! Their uniforms include a hat? Adorable.