Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Nov 17, 2013 5:12:05 am PST #6370 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

It's okay, Nora. Any guess you may have is probably close to right. This town sometimes, I swear. But hey - their human lives aren't valued, so I guess I can't be surprised that they don't value life in general. But it sucks.


Sue - Nov 17, 2013 6:51:15 am PST #6371 of 30002
hip deep in pie

Oh smonster, I am so sorry. Some people are so horrible.


smonster - Nov 17, 2013 7:34:11 am PST #6372 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I think they took the pit. She usually barks like crazy when Frankie's in the yard, and I've heard nothing last night or today.

I have so much to do, and I have no energy, motivation, or even brain to prioritize. I think I'll do the dishes and take a shower, see if that kick starts anything.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 17, 2013 7:55:24 am PST #6373 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Tom and I went to a local pub crawl thing that was sponsored by one of the papers I work for. Those tiny 3 oz pours really catch up with you when you have 30 of them, though.

So I am hanging out on the couch and I think Tom is continuing his goal to unfuck our habitat. I think our househunting last week (and our subsequent decision to not pursue buying a house at this time) got him all riled up to make our apartment more homey.

Jesus, I think he's cleaning the bathroom right now. HOW IS HE DOING THIS WHILE HUNGOVER?


smonster - Nov 17, 2013 8:06:28 am PST #6374 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Go Tom go!


Zenkitty - Nov 17, 2013 8:13:14 am PST #6375 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yay Tom! Can he bottle that energy and send me some?


Nora Deirdre - Nov 17, 2013 8:17:18 am PST #6376 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

It appears to have been fleeting. If he gets more energy, though, I'm going to direct it towards getting me a burrito.


Calli - Nov 17, 2013 9:13:08 am PST #6377 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Good lord, some people are a waste of oxygen. I'm sorry about your roommate's dog, smonster.


beekaytee - Nov 17, 2013 9:40:38 am PST #6378 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Oh smonster. I can't even find words. How incredibly horrible. Just horrible.


le nubian - Nov 17, 2013 12:19:16 pm PST #6379 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

at what point can law enforcement criminalize pet ownership? because if anyone should have all rights to own pets revoked forever, that family should.