Just for the love of god don't stick my ashes in a closet and leave them there
Seriously. Although I think a lot of families have stories like that. Mine does.
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Nov 14, 2013 3:04:27 pm PST #6306 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
sj - Nov 14, 2013 3:55:01 pm PST #6307 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Seriously, who says to someone who is handicapped, "The best blessing in the world is to have a normal child"? t /seriously sick of people, buffistas not included
Hil R. - Nov 14, 2013 4:09:06 pm PST #6308 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Jeez, sj.
Zenkitty - Nov 14, 2013 4:14:52 pm PST #6309 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Also, a trust for dealing with financial assets can have nothing to do with a medical directive.
My limited experience is that they are separate things.
sj, FFS. That's just a stupid thing to say to *anyone*.
SuziQ - Nov 14, 2013 4:33:39 pm PST #6310 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
In my snooping case they were separate documents in one bound set of important papers.
Ginger - Nov 14, 2013 4:39:37 pm PST #6311 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Seriously, who says to someone who is handicapped, "The best blessing in the world is to have a normal child"?
Someone who's about to have his or her reproductive organs ripped out with a button hook?
Also, normal? Who wants that?
sj - Nov 14, 2013 4:46:13 pm PST #6312 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Someone who's about to have his or her reproductive organs ripped out with a button hook?
I t heart Ginger. But she's well done having her kids.
Also, normal? Who wants that?
That was my thought too.
sj - Nov 14, 2013 5:46:46 pm PST #6313 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
TCG is finally on his way home from his meeting. Which is good because I need to be up in about 7 hours for an appointment tomorrow.
Aims - Nov 14, 2013 5:50:45 pm PST #6314 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ever had to explain to a parent of a student what the term "teabagging" means? Me neither. But I had to watch my co-op do it this evening. To very religious parents, at that.
4th grade boys will be the death of me.
I was also asked if God and Jesus were two different people or one, I also got to refer a girl to the office for pulling hair and lying about how she got hit after the person whose hair she was pulling got pissed, and then watch a friggin' mouse scurry across our classroom during a conference and NOT freak out like a mammal.
beekaytee - Nov 14, 2013 6:06:43 pm PST #6315 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
A mouse walked out of the kitchen last night while I was on the phone with a client. Stood there, bold as brass. I'm pretty sure he called me a punk.
This evening, I heard the trap I set with almond butter snap. I haven't gone to look. I'm fairly certain no mice were harmed in that little endeavor. They somehow know how to by-pass the mechanism whenever I put a trap out.
Can I just say, I hate this? I would so much prefer to have a conversation with the creatures that brokers some sort of detente where they just don't ever show themselves to me and never force me to deal with either their corpses or their effluent.
I seriously have nothing against their kind. I just. don't. want. to. deal.