It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - May 12, 2013 4:36:02 pm PDT #55 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(((Nora))) I'm sorry. I was thinking of you when I saw the news. Was it at the parade?


Nora Deirdre - May 12, 2013 5:15:15 pm PDT #56 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yeah, the second line. uggghhh.


sj - May 12, 2013 5:24:23 pm PDT #57 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

How awful. I'm so sorry.


quester - May 12, 2013 5:28:15 pm PDT #58 of 30002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

((((Nora)))) I hope all the NOLA peeps check in.


Nora Deirdre - May 12, 2013 5:36:21 pm PDT #59 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

looks like smonster posted to facebook about an hour ago.


Cass - May 12, 2013 5:37:34 pm PDT #60 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh, Nora, I'm sorry.


smonster - May 12, 2013 5:40:33 pm PDT #61 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Nora, I saw that. FFS. If you do get involved organizing a benefit, let me know.

In tangentially related news, I am thinking about mentoring a kid; there are some programs locally. Not sure I'm ready for that responsibility, but it seems one of the best ways to make some small difference.


smonster - May 12, 2013 5:41:28 pm PDT #62 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh hi, yeah I'm fine. Xpost. I was still asleep at the time of the shooting, honestly.


Vortex - May 12, 2013 6:01:10 pm PDT #63 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My mother wants to meet in New York for my birthday. She's making a big deal about celebrating my birthday (she basically ignored my last birthday, except wanting to know the next time that I was going to be in DC so she could take me out) I don't know why I should make an effort for something that's supposedly for me. Of course, she says we don't have to do it if I don't want to, but the repercussions are a pain. The crap of "I tried to do something nice for you . . ."


WindSparrow - May 12, 2013 6:14:02 pm PDT #64 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

My wonderful people, I wish there were magic words to send hearts' ease to all of you who are hurting, frazzled, depressed, doubting or otherwise in want or need.

sj, I hope your mom's knee is all better soon.

Nora, I am very sorry about your friend.

Cass, What rotten timing for horse play. I'm glad your sister is accepting the consequences of not teaching her son a little more consistently.