This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Oct 09, 2013 5:03:56 am PDT #5407 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Trudy Booth - Oct 09, 2013 5:18:15 am PDT #5408 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Go team purple walker!

It's like Karen Walker but less boozy. You should name it Karen!

I have a friend who has about a dozen different colored canes and accessorizes with them. Very jaunty.


Hil R. - Oct 09, 2013 5:20:34 am PDT #5409 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I kind of wanted the cane with the flames painted on it like Dr. House has, but I looked into it, and they don't make it in my size. I even found a company that sells them that will custom-size the canes by cutting a few inches off the bottom if needed, but they said that, for that one, the amount they'd need to cut off would cut off most of the design. So I went with plain black.


brenda m - Oct 09, 2013 5:21:21 am PDT #5410 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

That feels like an art project just waiting for a rainy day.


Connie Neil - Oct 09, 2013 5:57:30 am PDT #5411 of 30002
brillig

I always like House's dress cane, the black one with the silver handle.


§ ita § - Oct 09, 2013 7:42:18 am PDT #5412 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fuck, "I'd tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it" is the hardest I've tried not to laugh at in a long time (short version: if you don't understand it, it's totally not worth asking), and I just submitted it for the "funniest joke" requested by our CIO. Even in IT, it's got a small audience.

This is the only cane I have left from the collection I started when I had knee nerve damage. Katrina got the less practical ones. But it goes well enough with just about everything, and I like that sort of handle for about two or three hours worth of on and off use. Frankly, I don't think I'm up for much more with this injury, so no need for a better cane. Now. Hopefully ever.


Glamcookie - Oct 09, 2013 10:17:20 am PDT #5413 of 30002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

So, I had my performance review today. It was glowing - I got a $10K raise and $15K worth of stock (vests over 4 years). Now I'll really feel like a total a-hole if I end up leaving. I couldn't help think, "This time next week, I might be giving my notice. Argh!" I totally realize this is a most excellent problem to have - choosing between two good, well-paying jobs. Still, it's so hard. I leave Sunday for an all-day interview in Seattle on Monday. EEK!

Those of you who are not FB friends, behold the beauty of my ridiculously adorable baby: [link]


Trudy Booth - Oct 09, 2013 10:19:06 am PDT #5414 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Any chance they got wind of the other gig?


le nubian - Oct 09, 2013 10:19:56 am PDT #5415 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

GC, OMG. what a sweetheart. I really needed a picture of a cute baby today. thank you.


Burrell - Oct 09, 2013 10:20:29 am PDT #5416 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Dang Glam, you really make cute babies.