I do occasionally really love my job. Like tonight when I was talking to a remarkably lucid-sounding woman demanding an ambulance and police because someone "made" her "eat an edible brownie." She kept saying that "edible brownie" part over and over. Eventually I interrupted her and said "all brownies are edible. Do you mean a marijuana brownie?" Of course she did. "what symptoms are you having" "my mouth is really dry" "when did you last have something to drink?" "Um, maybe right after the brownie." "And that was 5 hrs ago? Have you tried drinking a glass of water? Or two? That might help with the dry mouth"
It was really really hard to not giggle at her. But i kept it together.
I have to wonder, did she drink some water and cancel the emergency services? Or did you have to call an ambulance: "Don't worry about a stretcher, guys; just administer BBQ chips and a Hershey bar, stat!"
I admit, I get a little misty eyed whenever I hear or people perpetuating kindness and generousity to others. It's a good thing. And I fully believe that there should be a %100 discount on car repairs when said veh is necessary for getting to and from cancer treatment. Sriously.
What erin said!
Ginger, I'm sorry about the badness.
Too much social this weekend. It's all good social, but my anxiety is not happy about it.
Pictures of my sister holding her new grandson are so lethally beautiful. I'm just dead from it.
I saw my niece today at the family gathering. She's still ridiculously adorable, and she's walking a bit.
I've missed you all so much! {{Bitches}}
t /internet went out Saturday morning.
Back to work.
Exit stage left in a shower of glitter.
Cleans up all the glitter
Sorry about the mess! Please come back!
Did you all lose internet service too?
Sorry, I've been distracted by baseball. BASEBALL!!!
