Where. Is. Your. Mother.
Out getting The Look.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - May 24, 2013 4:33:14 pm PDT #525 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
erikaj - May 24, 2013 4:39:49 pm PDT #526 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!
If life was a pilot, I'd be off to start my fish-out-of-water life with my critical black soon to be MIL in Biloxi or whereever he's stationed. But life is not the CW. Or some weird Tyler Perry thing.(Man, I hate that guy...I think he is a terrible hacky writer, but then when I think that I feel like a racist.) smonster, your friend seems nice, but also kind of dense.
sj - May 24, 2013 4:39:57 pm PDT #527 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I should also say that we looked around at some shops today, had Indian for dinner, and then went to the ice cream shop. We're not spending the while vacation watching TV, but everything closes early here. Tomorrow were going to a museum.
Pix - May 24, 2013 6:53:32 pm PDT #528 of 30002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
t hugs my bitches
The evening I endured 2.5 hours of dental work—six fillings, three antibiotic pods in my gums, one deep cleaning, and EIGHT FRIGGING SHOTS later, my face is so numb that my left nostril and eyelid feel like they're swelling shut. I am just starting to get a little feeling in my face, and it is not pleasant. I can't open my jaw wide enough to eat a sandwich. That pizza I ordered is going to be interesting. Also, drinking soda out of a can is hilariously ineffective.
WindSparrow - May 24, 2013 7:12:22 pm PDT #529 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Oh, as usual, dear. Swift recovery~ma to you, Pix.
Burrell - May 24, 2013 7:40:17 pm PDT #530 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Not fun, Pix. Hope it all heals up quickly.
erin_obscure - May 24, 2013 7:40:45 pm PDT #531 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Straw! Use a straw! Chew with great care!
Sean K - May 24, 2013 9:15:42 pm PDT #532 of 30002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Poor Pix.
le nubian - May 24, 2013 9:33:34 pm PDT #533 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Damn Pix. Holy Shit.
I just had my permanent crown put in. 30-45 minutes and I was done with the dentist. You would have had to scrape me off the ceiling for 2.5 hours.
Pix - May 24, 2013 9:46:19 pm PDT #534 of 30002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
That will teach me to get lazy when it comes to dental work. Half of my face is STILL NUMB.