One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 29, 2013 9:17:56 am PDT #5141 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I made eggs and grits! Yum.


Calli - Sep 29, 2013 9:44:30 am PDT #5142 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I made red cabbage braised with apples and caraway. It's delicious! [link]


WindSparrow - Sep 29, 2013 10:03:02 am PDT #5143 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Breakfast was coffee and a granola bar. Lunch was buttered tortillas with buttercup squash and imitation crab. While that was not quite as amazing as I had hoped, it was pretty good. Possibly it needed more butter and a soupçon of cheese.


smonster - Sep 29, 2013 10:40:04 am PDT #5144 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I saw the link/challenge you posted.

He posted on two links before I did that.

Now he's all butthurt and doesn't understand why people are upset with him. He was poor once! His credit card was declined at the grocery store!

@@ forever.


amych - Sep 29, 2013 10:44:28 am PDT #5145 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Well, hell. My credit card has been declined within the last week. Do I get extra privilege cookies?


smonster - Sep 29, 2013 10:50:49 am PDT #5146 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

If I am ever granted a superpower of my choosing, it would be Freaky Friday powers. Putin in the body and life of a lesbian! Mitt Romney as a poor black woman! Bobby Jindal as a homeless vet with mental illness! And just like in the movies, they can't switch back until they've learned a Very Important Lesson.

Nora, I'm sorry you're still sick!


erikaj - Sep 29, 2013 11:27:05 am PDT #5147 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

Cripple Rand Paul for me, and you have a deal. Or maybe Paul ryan. Either way one of those guys needs to tell a social worker that he wets his pants and have someone ponder how much the aggravation of it all is "worth" and face a local business that doesn't find ramps cost-effective.


smonster - Sep 29, 2013 11:48:07 am PDT #5148 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

erika, it would be my greatest pleasure.

I get so frustrated because I don't have the philosphical/economic/rhetorical underpinnings to really dismantle what he's saying, like that whole "Legislatively confiscating a persons wages against his/her will and then keeping them for yourself is not freedom."


Zenkitty - Sep 29, 2013 11:53:13 am PDT #5149 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I think you did a pretty good job dismantling his assumptions, smonster.


smonster - Sep 29, 2013 11:56:11 am PDT #5150 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

It's like trying to debate a goddamn house elf, except that they have more of a clue about what slavery really is.