Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I saw the link/challenge you posted.
I need to eat something but since being sick, my appetite has been nonexistent. Simultaneously, I have been drinking lots of beer for work. Not the best of combos. I have eggs and grits but the thought of cooking them (and cleaning it all up) makes me feel like, eh, I can just stay in bed.
So weird.
Ooooh. I'm going to go make some grits. (Since Tim said he'd make eggs half a goddamn hour ago and is STILL in the office, doing god knows what. I even asked, in the what-is-your-PROBLEM tone of voice, "Do you want ME to make the eggs?" and he said, "No, I'm going to make them!" Sure, baby, but are you going to make them TODAY?)
Grits it is. Maybe I'll even make some for him.
Such a good wifey! Also, mmmmmm grits.
I made eggs and grits! Yum.
I made red cabbage braised with apples and caraway. It's delicious! [link]
Breakfast was coffee and a granola bar. Lunch was buttered tortillas with buttercup squash and imitation crab. While that was not quite as amazing as I had hoped, it was pretty good. Possibly it needed more butter and a soupçon of cheese.
I saw the link/challenge you posted.
He posted on two links before I did that.
Now he's all butthurt and doesn't understand why people are upset with him. He was poor once! His credit card was declined at the grocery store!
@@ forever.
Well, hell. My credit card has been declined within the last week. Do I get extra privilege cookies?
If I am ever granted a superpower of my choosing, it would be Freaky Friday powers. Putin in the body and life of a lesbian! Mitt Romney as a poor black woman! Bobby Jindal as a homeless vet with mental illness! And just like in the movies, they can't switch back until they've learned a Very Important Lesson.
Nora, I'm sorry you're still sick!
Cripple Rand Paul for me, and you have a deal. Or maybe Paul ryan. Either way one of those guys needs to tell a social worker that he wets his pants and have someone ponder how much the aggravation of it all is "worth" and face a local business that doesn't find ramps cost-effective.