Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - May 24, 2013 8:22:20 am PDT #508 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Plus, the boy finds it highly intriguing.

That's good.


Kate P. - May 24, 2013 8:29:19 am PDT #509 of 30002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

erin, I had a gyno give me dilators to use back in college, and I used them (off and on) for years. I agree, it's strange to find out how common that kind of problem is.

that referral from my ob/gyn came after months of misery and me worrying that i was broken and dysfunctional and would never have fun sexy times again.

Oh yeah, I know that feeling very well, and I'm so glad you're getting the treatment you need to overcome it!


smonster - May 24, 2013 8:51:02 am PDT #510 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Plus, the boy finds it highly intriguing.

Wait, is this the geeky pilot?


erin_obscure - May 24, 2013 9:03:36 am PDT #511 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Yes, the pilot! Things are going well :)


smonster - May 24, 2013 9:04:49 am PDT #512 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

erin, that is so awesome! I'm so happy for you.


askye - May 24, 2013 10:15:01 am PDT #513 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

erin that's great (the pilot not the other).

Penny tried to jump on my shoulder today and if there had been a camera around it would have been youtube gold.

She was on the coffee table, stretching up demanding to be petted and I was half heartedly petting her. And suddenly she made this leap for my shoulder, missed, dug her back claws on the top of one boob and slide off. Luckily her claws are trimmed and I had a shirt on.

When she was a kitten she tried to jump on my chest/cleavage several times and made it because - kitten! now that she's about 7 lbs, it doesn't work so well.

She was acting very needy because I'd left her alone for a few hours running errands and getting my hair cut.

Vermont is going to have a very bad Memorial Day weekend. Lots of rain and cold. There's already been flooding, sections of roads washed away and one home destroyed.


le nubian - May 24, 2013 10:32:23 am PDT #514 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I am *highly* entertained by this discussion. It was like reading a book. I first consumed specifics and learned all kinds of new things, then the discussion took flight with a pilot.


le nubian - May 24, 2013 11:54:18 am PDT #515 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I assume you all know how to do this already BUT...

water marbling technique for nails.

[link]


sj - May 24, 2013 11:57:08 am PDT #516 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We're on vacation! A little mini vacation a couple hours from home. The weather is miserable, but the hotel is lovely.


erikaj - May 24, 2013 12:44:31 pm PDT #517 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

I actually got hit on this week. We aren't going to happen. As cute and complimentary as he is he's twelve years younger and a Marine.(my mother would more cheerfully support sexual reassignment surgery, I think.) Do I look like the type to bring to the Marine Ball? I doubt it. But I never get hit on, and he's a Facebook FOF.