Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


le nubian - May 24, 2013 10:32:23 am PDT #514 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I am *highly* entertained by this discussion. It was like reading a book. I first consumed specifics and learned all kinds of new things, then the discussion took flight with a pilot.


le nubian - May 24, 2013 11:54:18 am PDT #515 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I assume you all know how to do this already BUT...

water marbling technique for nails.

[link]


sj - May 24, 2013 11:57:08 am PDT #516 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We're on vacation! A little mini vacation a couple hours from home. The weather is miserable, but the hotel is lovely.


erikaj - May 24, 2013 12:44:31 pm PDT #517 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

I actually got hit on this week. We aren't going to happen. As cute and complimentary as he is he's twelve years younger and a Marine.(my mother would more cheerfully support sexual reassignment surgery, I think.) Do I look like the type to bring to the Marine Ball? I doubt it. But I never get hit on, and he's a Facebook FOF.


meara - May 24, 2013 12:54:47 pm PDT #518 of 30002

Erin, glad to hear things are good with the pilot! Nice. And glad you're able to get physical therapy. It's very common.


WindSparrow - May 24, 2013 1:52:51 pm PDT #519 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Getting hit on is fun in its own right.


Trudy Booth - May 24, 2013 3:33:21 pm PDT #520 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Do I look like the type to bring to the Marine Ball? I doubt it.

There would be other people in wheelchairs at a Marine ball... though I don't suppose they'd be fucking hippies.


smonster - May 24, 2013 4:20:40 pm PDT #521 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

le n, I've always wanted to try that, but never have.

sj, glad you are enjoying a little getaway.

erika, kind of yay?

I spent $32 at the grocery store and I don't know what to eat. I suck at menu planning. The plan was to spend under $25 so I could get a $25 produce box from the farmers' market, but I screwed that pooch. I got some canned beans, but... nothing sounds good and I don't want to be in my house and I cannot BELIEVE how fucking clueless my friend N is. I wish I could twinkle my nose and Freaky Friday him into the Lower Ninth Ward with a minimum wage job, an invalid mother at home, and a kid with special needs.


Zenkitty - May 24, 2013 4:24:36 pm PDT #522 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Help me. I'm stuck on the phone with my faux niece. She's reading her vampire fiction to me. She's 15. It is as expected. Oh, now she's describing her face to me and explaining how to achieve her current look.

Where. Is. Your. Mother.


erikaj - May 24, 2013 4:32:22 pm PDT #523 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

Exactly, Trudy. smonster and Windsparrow, yeah, he seems like a good man, if absolutely not anything I visualized, ever. (Not that I really have a checklist anymore.) But it's flattering. Except for the part where he was all "Hey, beautiful," and I'm thinking the message got misdirected, because NOBODY says that, ever.