How many people actually had sex on their wedding night? I know I didn't, and I had a wee little courthouse wedding. I came home and collapsed into a tipsy, wedded stupor, as did D.
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Sep 02, 2013 5:07:13 pm PDT #4168 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Nora Deirdre - Sep 02, 2013 5:10:06 pm PDT #4169 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I did, between the ceremony and our dinner out.
Steph L. - Sep 02, 2013 5:14:08 pm PDT #4170 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
The plan, such as it is, is for morning premarital sex. Because, seriously, even if the family weren't down the hall, I'm going to be full of cupcakes and so much champagne and I'm going to be exhausted from dancing my ass off and possibly chasing Tim's great-nephew on the lawn. Odds were never good for wedding-night sex anyway. But the family right down the hall pretty much nixes it.
Strix - Sep 02, 2013 5:18:50 pm PDT #4171 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
We had Ye Olde Married Sexe the morning after. We were full of tapas, sangria and cocktails the night of, and were busy the day of.
I suppose we could have had a quickie in the car on the way to the restaurant from the ceremony....nah, backseat full of flowers, and too many support garments on me.
JZ - Sep 02, 2013 5:26:09 pm PDT #4172 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
We cuddled and snoodled and slept the sleep of those who have righteously danced their asses off. But there was no actual marriage night sex.
The sleeping, though? EPIC. Waking up the next morning was like being born all over again.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 02, 2013 5:30:54 pm PDT #4173 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
our ceremony was in the lobby of our inn, so all we needed to do was walk upstairs. We were all riled up and emotional anyway.
Scrappy - Sep 02, 2013 5:36:12 pm PDT #4174 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
We did, but then we eloped, so nothing to be tried about. I am sensing an elopment theme with Nora and myself and the marital night sexy times.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 02, 2013 5:37:06 pm PDT #4175 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Yes, exactly.
sj - Sep 02, 2013 5:37:09 pm PDT #4176 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
We did, but then we eloped, so nothing to be tried about.
Same here.
le nubian - Sep 02, 2013 5:46:38 pm PDT #4177 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I did, between the ceremony and our dinner out.
Nora, you WIN.