Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Typo Boy - Aug 30, 2013 4:21:32 pm PDT #4079 of 30002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Bonnie, you might mention that if you hear she is spreading this false rumor, you will consult with an attorney with expertise in the law of libel and slander and take whatever action she advises. (Note that this phrasing is not the same as saying you will sue - just a warning that your good name is of value to you and that you will defend it.)


Aims - Aug 30, 2013 4:22:27 pm PDT #4080 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Blessings on the new baby!!

I am cranky. Joe ate my leftovers from last night, thinking they were his. His leftovers were three bites left of his hoagie. Mine was a 6" hoagie and curly fries. I yelled probably more than was necessary, but he does this shit to me all. the. time. So now I'm not eating dinner to make him feel guilty which is *totally* cutting off my nose yadda yadda yadda, but there was another SNAFU with school and it was hot and we have a wedding to go to tomorrow and I had to get that stuff ready and I wanted my hoagie and fries and now I have nothing and there is no food in the house save cheese popcorn and Laffy Taffy and I'm pissed off, hungry, and have a headache because I'm being a brat and not eating.


Aims - Aug 30, 2013 4:23:20 pm PDT #4081 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t kicks rocks


WindSparrow - Aug 30, 2013 4:24:06 pm PDT #4082 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Hurrah, Negasi! May you hold your head up surrounded always by love. May you love learning, knowledge and wisdom. May you live to see the hunger of those who most crave justice and mercy satisfied.


WindSparrow - Aug 30, 2013 4:25:47 pm PDT #4083 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Aims, I'm sorry you are having a rough time today.


§ ita § - Aug 30, 2013 4:26:51 pm PDT #4084 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Which is emphatically not the same as "tee hee, I'm so BAD at math!"

But it's hard!


Laura - Aug 30, 2013 4:50:01 pm PDT #4085 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

{{Aims}} Oh my. There is plenty of reason to be pouty, but I'm thinking cheese popcorn might help. (it would help me)

Negasi is a blessed baby. His parents are both born nurturers. Get this, his dad has already turned a portion of the back yard into a garden because he has to grow food for his child to be sure he has only organic food available. Honestly, he is the reason SIL has a child after 12 years of marriage. She never had a regular cycle and had many issues. He studied extensively what might help with diet, etc. He has always done the cooking (they are vegetarian), but he prepared all kinds of natural brews, massaged her every day and so forth. They really worked for this.


beekaytee - Aug 30, 2013 5:16:35 pm PDT #4086 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

What a blessing to even know people like these exist.

May their lives be peaceful and prosperous.


Cass - Aug 30, 2013 6:16:00 pm PDT #4087 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

My friend K was in a bad car accident years ago and she lost her memory. She has regained most of it, but there are still gaps.

I know a woman here who is a total powerhouse but was in a terrible accident years ago and this is apparently what she is at 75%. She was a corporate raider of some flavor. Now she championships for the environment and wildlife corridors. I fear what she was at full power. But, yeah, she's different. And her life and goals are different.

What a lovely thing, Laura. Happy baby news.


smonster - Aug 30, 2013 6:27:29 pm PDT #4088 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Welcome to the world, Negasi! May you and your parents be blessed.

In other news, the petcare manager got a text from a woman I absolutely loathe today saying that she heard I'd been bitten by a dog and that I ordered it put down.

Oh, FFS. I think Typo Boy has the right idea. Facts and a warning. I'm not sure you even owe her an accounting.

I gave myself a rainbow glitter mani for Southern Decadence.