What do you say when someone loads your dishwasher with 2 weeks of dirty dishes that were stacked all over the counters and dining room table?

I'll tell you what you DON'T say: "You're doing that wrong! They'll come out dirty." I think fire might have shot out of my eyes.

Teppy, I think fire is SUPPOSED to shoot out of your eyes at that point.

I need to schedule a colonoscopy, because it's that time of my life. I can cope with the procedure, but I don't want to have to drag someone along to take me home and nursemaid me while I sleep off the sedation. My SIL is just coming off pneumonia, and I don't want to bother FauxSon, because he's done so damned much for me re: the move. I need Rent An Adult.

I'm caught up in Bitches, woo! Y'alls artisanal dishwashing banter cracked me up.

I met some new people last night at kind of a nerd dinner (Ingress). I have that edgy "I overdid the ingratiating tale-telling thing" feeling. What can you do? Sometimes it seems things move so fast nowadays, you hardly get a chance to make a first impression, never mind a second one.

Now to tackle Natter. Cover me! (What? I was productive yesterday.)

So work today was ok. Except 4 hamsters and a snake escaped some how (no one knows) the hamsters are missing and the body of the snake was found.

I've got 1 4 hour shift next week, and evidentally I only have that because someone gave up one of their 2 shifts. But this somehow isn't a reflection of my performance. The other stock person has 17 hours. I'm not sure why the 17 hours couldn't have been split between the two of us.

So back to job hunting.

That sucks, askye (both the escapees and the only 4 hours!)

Go JohnSweden go!

I myself need to be somewhat productive today as I'm out tomorrow and Friday. But still having a hard time motivating.

Am I horrible for assuming the snake died from eating too many hamsters?

Hope you get more hours or find another job soon, askye.

I'm having my first period in a while off of BC and OY, with the suckiness. Nausea, friending for chocolate, lead in my guts, the works.

* fiending, not friending, but anyone with chocolate to share is my friend right now.

It would be maybe more amusing if the snake did but there was no evidence.

Am I horrible for assuming the snake died from eating too many hamsters?

My immediate reaction was "I think I know where the hamsters are..."

I'm having my first period in a while off of BC and OY, with the suckiness. Nausea, friending for chocolate, lead in my guts, the works.

I feel you.

I got a call from the woman who is a supervisor but low level , she was asking if I wanted to work in the Arden store tomorrow and I said sure. It's as cashier not sure how it will go ( I don't have a ton of experience) but they may put me on the "on call " list for call outs.

Should up to the Arden store and they were surprised. Twice they asked if someone could, twice people said yes and both flaked.

It's so much busier than my store but I did ok. And they took down my number to call in the future.