Right. Sir. Honey.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jan 04, 2017 6:54:21 am PST #28581 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

To my credit, I've never actually thrown up on a medical person ....

It is a minor miracle that I have not.

Oh Steph, I am so sorry it was so awful. I know it really worked well for you. Is there no other options for pain free insertion? DH#1 was snipped, as was my brother, and they both said it was no big deal, although we did tease them about the whole icebag in the crotch recovery thing.

I only tried an IUD once. It was very painful, and continued being painful for 3 days, after which the thing expelled itself. No, I did not try again.


Steph L. - Jan 04, 2017 6:57:56 am PST #28582 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Is there no other options for pain free insertion?

My OB/GYN said she can do it under anesthesia in an OR, but that's a much bigger deal and she usually only does that when she's already doing another surgical procedure. And I don't think I want to go under anesthesia for an IUD, not if Tim is willing to get snipped.


sj - Jan 04, 2017 6:58:19 am PST #28583 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Didn't we order a nice 2017 for Teppy?


P.M. Marc - Jan 04, 2017 7:11:50 am PST #28584 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Tep, can you wait until the return of the red menace allows for softening? Though I will say that some aspects of my body are happier without an IUD and my periods haven't gone back to full-on horror show since.


Steph L. - Jan 04, 2017 7:15:55 am PST #28585 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Tep, can you wait until the return of the red menace allows for softening?

I wondered about that.

Though I will say that some aspects of my body are happier without an IUD

But I also wondered about that. Since Tim is willing to get snipped, I think I'm going to go IUD-free and deal with periods again, whenever they return.


smonster - Jan 04, 2017 8:14:28 am PST #28586 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Good lord, Steph, that sounds horrendous. Glad Tim is willing to get snipped.

Coincidentally, I was supposed to get IUD #1 today, but I've missed my last couple of periods (might be from messing up my pills) so my doc wants me to get bloodwork done first. Which I was supposed to do this morning, but overslept AGAIN and had to reschedule for tomorrow. At least it meant I was 10 min early to work.

I am slowly, slowly learning to shut my big fat mouth at work and just nod.

Roommate has declined to talk in person because he's "emotionally exhausted from the excessive texting and rescheduling" (actual quote) and now basically says "I can't make you respect my needs." So I'm going to use my own good judgment and do what the fuck I want, just like he does, and I may or may not give him a heads up first. Please note he was the one who wanted to talk in person in the first place.

I really don't want to send the next ten months in icy politeness, but I guess we'll just see what happens.


Toddson - Jan 04, 2017 9:24:54 am PST #28587 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Icy politeness beats rudeness of any temperature, IMHO.


P.M. Marc - Jan 04, 2017 9:38:13 am PST #28588 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

But I also wondered about that. Since Tim is willing to get snipped, I think I'm going to go IUD-free and deal with periods again, whenever they return.

Get some Thinx! They're awesome!


Steph L. - Jan 04, 2017 10:23:42 am PST #28589 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I am so glad that I work from home and scheduled this IUD misadventure on my typically slow day. I finished my work, ate a lot of chocolate and then lunch (in that order), took a stronger painkiller, and now I'm snuggled up in my nice warm bed waiting for the nap train to arrive.


Dana - Jan 04, 2017 10:28:41 am PST #28590 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You deserve an excellent nap.