We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jan 04, 2017 7:15:55 am PST #28585 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Tep, can you wait until the return of the red menace allows for softening?

I wondered about that.

Though I will say that some aspects of my body are happier without an IUD

But I also wondered about that. Since Tim is willing to get snipped, I think I'm going to go IUD-free and deal with periods again, whenever they return.


smonster - Jan 04, 2017 8:14:28 am PST #28586 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Good lord, Steph, that sounds horrendous. Glad Tim is willing to get snipped.

Coincidentally, I was supposed to get IUD #1 today, but I've missed my last couple of periods (might be from messing up my pills) so my doc wants me to get bloodwork done first. Which I was supposed to do this morning, but overslept AGAIN and had to reschedule for tomorrow. At least it meant I was 10 min early to work.

I am slowly, slowly learning to shut my big fat mouth at work and just nod.

Roommate has declined to talk in person because he's "emotionally exhausted from the excessive texting and rescheduling" (actual quote) and now basically says "I can't make you respect my needs." So I'm going to use my own good judgment and do what the fuck I want, just like he does, and I may or may not give him a heads up first. Please note he was the one who wanted to talk in person in the first place.

I really don't want to send the next ten months in icy politeness, but I guess we'll just see what happens.


Toddson - Jan 04, 2017 9:24:54 am PST #28587 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Icy politeness beats rudeness of any temperature, IMHO.


P.M. Marc - Jan 04, 2017 9:38:13 am PST #28588 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

But I also wondered about that. Since Tim is willing to get snipped, I think I'm going to go IUD-free and deal with periods again, whenever they return.

Get some Thinx! They're awesome!


Steph L. - Jan 04, 2017 10:23:42 am PST #28589 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I am so glad that I work from home and scheduled this IUD misadventure on my typically slow day. I finished my work, ate a lot of chocolate and then lunch (in that order), took a stronger painkiller, and now I'm snuggled up in my nice warm bed waiting for the nap train to arrive.


Dana - Jan 04, 2017 10:28:41 am PST #28590 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You deserve an excellent nap.


Burrell - Jan 04, 2017 10:47:42 am PST #28591 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh Steph, I am glad you get a nap at least


Jessica - Jan 04, 2017 11:09:03 am PST #28592 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I highly recommend getting the SO snipped, if it's an option. Though my IUD insertion wasn't painful, having been recently pregnant when I had it done, not being on hormones for the first time in 20 years is pretty great.


Zenkitty - Jan 04, 2017 1:17:14 pm PST #28593 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

smonster, I love the dumpster fire ornament, and being as there's no tree I've hung it on the basket collection. I'm so sorry your roommate continues to be a big bitter pill. You might as well stop trying to be extra nice and accommodating to him since he's deeply offended and unresponsive no matter what you do.

Steph, I'm sorry you had such a hard time! When I had mine inserted, it was no big deal, but removing it hurt like crazy. Even so, when it was over it didn't hurt at all anymore, so you must have been hurting way more than I did! Glad you had chocolate and a nap. If I weren't probably going into menopause, I'd definitely get another one before the Orange Nazi takes over.

Thinx seem awesome but I got the biggest size they had and could barely get them up to my hips. I'm a size 22, for reference.


Fred Pete - Jan 05, 2017 7:03:46 am PST #28594 of 30002
Ann, that's a ferret.

We have a new official diagnosis for Arthur: cancer. Lymphoma, to be more precise. It's a known, but not particularly common, consequence of a kidney transplant. At best, we're looking at 6 months to 2 years even with aggressive chemotherapy. (And yes, we're going with aggressive chemotherapy.)

Fuck cancer.