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Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - Dec 11, 2016 9:33:34 am PST #28272 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

What other options? I literally can't figure out what he envisions, unless it's for you to also arrange for the cat to be somewhere else while you're gone. Which is ridiculous.


smonster - Dec 11, 2016 10:02:59 am PST #28273 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

He's throwing a total bitch fit because he says I "told" him what was going to happen instead of "including him in the decision making*." And when I try to explain why I went about it the way I did, he accused me of bringing up a "laundry list" of complaints and shut down the conversation completely for the moment. Says all I had to do was "ask him to do me a favor." Why would I, when you have declined to do anything I've asked you before, including KEEPING THE GODDAMN DOOR SHUT SO MY CAT WON'T GET OUT? Oh, sorry, that's laundry list material.

He says having Tom and Nora come in is off the table.

Once again proving the adage that people who say they don't want drama are the ones who create all the goddamn drama.

* what I said was, "Frankie is going to stay with x and y and Tom and Nora will come take care of Bella, unless you want to do it. I assumed you didn't."

Little man, I am not responsible for your fucking childhood issues, just like you are not responsible for my rage blackout when you move my shit without asking. Oh, sorry, laundry list.


Dana - Dec 11, 2016 10:06:21 am PST #28274 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Is he on the lease?


smonster - Dec 11, 2016 10:09:29 am PST #28275 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sadly, yes. I found the place, but we are both on the lease.

eta I guess I have another question to add to the interview next time. "Are you willing to occasionally help out with my pets' basic physical needs?"


Zenkitty - Dec 11, 2016 10:14:37 am PST #28276 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Your next apartment checklist should include Good places to hide the body of a shitty roommate.


Dana - Dec 11, 2016 10:21:33 am PST #28277 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Bummer.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 11, 2016 10:35:42 am PST #28278 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

He says having Tom and Nora come in is off the table.

All righty then. I mean, he's met us already, did we make that terrible an impression?


sj - Dec 11, 2016 10:38:43 am PST #28279 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Smonster, I'm sorry your roommate is being such an ass. I am angry that anyone could object to Tom & Nora on any level.


omnis_audis - Dec 11, 2016 11:08:28 am PST #28280 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Your next apartment checklist should include Good places to hide the body of a shitty roommate.

Any pig farms in the area?


amyth - Dec 11, 2016 11:39:53 am PST #28281 of 30002
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

OMG what a shithead. What is his endgame here? To make it impossible for you to leave town? Definitely a drama llama.