Eh, spiritual enlightenment is overrated. You know what's not overrated? Almonds covered in dark chocolate and kittens. Sure they won't fix any problems besides tasty snacking needs and not having enough cuteness, but they are champions at what they do.
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Totally. Sam loves to sit by me and watch TV...it's the cutest thing ever.
yay windsparrow
sending out the ma~~~ and a field of calm that has just a hint of purple glitter
I love it when my Sammie girl watches TV with us, nevermind that her fluffy head is in the way of the bottom of the screen.
Laura, much ~ma for your mom aand all your family.
Keeping your family in my thoughts, Laura
in addition to knowing the ten most deadly objects not originally purposed as weapons
...well, erika? You're not sharing this important info? What if I get burgled, and I'm left to defend myself with a pillow or a reluctant cat because I don't know what deadly objects are in my own living room?
Almonds covered in dark chocolate and kittens.
You know what I thought of, right?
Man, you need a big pile of almonds to cover them with even TWO kittens.
Zen is me regarding the almond-covering capacity of the average kitten.
The chocolate makes the almonds stick to their fur. Although technically that would be kittens covered in almonds. It's tricky when the kittens start walking away.
Hi, I'll be working every day for the next three weeks, how are you all doing today? Coffee.
What if I get burgled, and I'm left to defend myself with a pillow or a reluctant cat because I don't know what deadly objects are in my own living room?Did we not learn anything from Borne Identity? You can kill with a pencil or pen! The TSA taught as knitting needles can take a plane down. A big coffee table book can do a lot of damage to a head. A iron can hurt a ton. If you swing it by it's cable, you got some reach to your defense. If you have incandescent bulbs, they get hot, use the lamp to burn your assailant. The kitchen is full of weapons. Steak knives, frying pans, chef knife. And hey, a cast iron could defend you from a incoming bullet, if those fools are stupid enough to bring a gun in your home. Just remember, the objects are replaceable, you are not. Sacrifice all objects for yourself.