I, for one, wasn't looking forward to starting my day with a slaughter. Which, really, just goes to show how much I've grown

Anya ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - Oct 22, 2016 5:41:43 am PDT #27223 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

Keeping your family in my thoughts, Laura


Zenkitty - Oct 22, 2016 7:24:46 am PDT #27224 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

in addition to knowing the ten most deadly objects not originally purposed as weapons

...well, erika? You're not sharing this important info? What if I get burgled, and I'm left to defend myself with a pillow or a reluctant cat because I don't know what deadly objects are in my own living room?

Almonds covered in dark chocolate and kittens.

You know what I thought of, right?

Man, you need a big pile of almonds to cover them with even TWO kittens.


Connie Neil - Oct 22, 2016 7:38:04 am PDT #27225 of 30002
brillig

Zen is me regarding the almond-covering capacity of the average kitten.


Zenkitty - Oct 22, 2016 8:20:53 am PDT #27226 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The chocolate makes the almonds stick to their fur. Although technically that would be kittens covered in almonds. It's tricky when the kittens start walking away.

Hi, I'll be working every day for the next three weeks, how are you all doing today? Coffee.


omnis_audis - Oct 22, 2016 10:01:06 am PDT #27227 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

What if I get burgled, and I'm left to defend myself with a pillow or a reluctant cat because I don't know what deadly objects are in my own living room?
Did we not learn anything from Borne Identity? You can kill with a pencil or pen! The TSA taught as knitting needles can take a plane down. A big coffee table book can do a lot of damage to a head. A iron can hurt a ton. If you swing it by it's cable, you got some reach to your defense. If you have incandescent bulbs, they get hot, use the lamp to burn your assailant. The kitchen is full of weapons. Steak knives, frying pans, chef knife. And hey, a cast iron could defend you from a incoming bullet, if those fools are stupid enough to bring a gun in your home. Just remember, the objects are replaceable, you are not. Sacrifice all objects for yourself.


Aims - Oct 22, 2016 11:02:42 am PDT #27228 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So much love to you, Laura.


Beverly - Oct 22, 2016 12:45:11 pm PDT #27229 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

...That movie where Matt Damon killed Celeborn with a rolled up magazine?

Laura, goodness, that's more grief and worry than any human should have to stand. We're with you in spirit and in love.

Windsparrow, congratulations--it's about time you were recognized for the inspired and intuitive work you do.

Bonny, my goodness, all the protective~ma for you personally, and corrective~ma for your erstwhile client. May sanity descend on him with a thump.

I am Connie and Zen in re almonds and kittens. Notwithstanding the sad fact that I have neither.


Hil R. - Oct 22, 2016 1:27:51 pm PDT #27230 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Bullet journaling organization has gotten me caught up enough on work stuff so that I only need to go to campus one day this weekend, rather than both days like I've been doing the past few weeks. Yay?


Steph L. - Oct 22, 2016 2:05:55 pm PDT #27231 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Also tasty brunch tomorrow!

t edit But that IS some serious organizational badassery. Go you!


beth b - Oct 22, 2016 2:45:17 pm PDT #27232 of 30002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

That sounds like it is working, Hil.