Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Oct 18, 2016 3:08:05 am PDT #26918 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yeah, cursive was typically a third grade start back in the days of yore when I went to school with Cain and Abel. Those guys were dicks. (My kiddos are starting cursive at the beginning of second semester. I'm excited.)

But the lack of cutting ability in my room is crazy cakes! I don't get it!


Aims - Oct 18, 2016 3:10:14 am PDT #26919 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Also, it's pencil pouch audit day. Ugh. Give me strength.


Steph L. - Oct 18, 2016 3:11:25 am PDT #26920 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

it's pencil pouch audit day.

I don't know what this is, but the name delights me.


JenP - Oct 18, 2016 3:14:23 am PDT #26921 of 30002

But the lack of cutting ability in my room is crazy cakes! I don't get it!

Do they have to use the kids safety scissors? I was never good with those. OK, still can't cut with those. If they use real ones, I got nothing. Would also like to know what a pencil pouch audit entails.


sj - Oct 18, 2016 3:20:24 am PDT #26922 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm still terrible with scissors. I need to know what a pencil pouch audit is. I've missed you, Empress!

I'd also like to know why ltc was up early again today.


Aims - Oct 18, 2016 3:23:02 am PDT #26923 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

pencil pouch audit

I don't know what this is, but the name delights me.

So, in an effort to curb my kiddos from running round with complaints of, "I don't have [insert school supply, usually writing implement here]!!" I gave them each a pencil pouch this year with 3 pencils, a highlighter, a blue ink pen, a glue stick, a pair of scissors, a pink eraser, a pack of Post-Its, a dry-erase marker, and a box of crayons.

Once a week, they audit their bags. They have a spreadsheet they fill out stating what quantity of each item they *should* have, how many they *actually* have, and how many they need from me.

Each item they need replacing, like magic, comes with a price. such as cleaning trash on the playground, wiping tables in the cafeteria, etc. And they do not have the option of going without. These are tools they need to be successful and they have to figure out how to replace them. They are not allowed to bring replacements from home.

I do have a bin of "orphan" materials that they can dig into - stuff dropped and left on the floor. And I will replace things as they are used up - the glue, pencils that get too small.

I say "Ugh" but in actuality - I love it. It's teaching them responsibility, keeping track of their shit, economics, work ethic, etc. It's pretty sweet and I'm pretty proud of it.


Aims - Oct 18, 2016 3:25:25 am PDT #26924 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And hey sj!! I've missed y'all something terrible. I'm making an effort to be back here and be present. Be prepared to be bored to shit with Tales of Second Grade.


sj - Oct 18, 2016 3:25:38 am PDT #26925 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That is awesome! I'm so glad you're a teacher. Are you paying for all of that out of pocket because that must be pricey for you.


Aims - Oct 18, 2016 3:27:57 am PDT #26926 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No. I was lucky this year. First, because I have super generous friends who took me up on my gone begging for supplies at my birthday this year and we actually got a classroom budget due to the new program our school started. And it's actually going pretty well. I haven't had to replace as much as I had feared I was going to.


Laga - Oct 18, 2016 3:27:59 am PDT #26927 of 30002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Pencil pouch audit day is genius.