I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.

Xander ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - Jul 19, 2016 1:57:43 pm PDT #25469 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

That is a great idea.

Signed,
Loved My Comedy Class And Am Going back In The Fall


Steph L. - Jul 19, 2016 2:05:30 pm PDT #25470 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm just deathly afraid of looking like an ass.


Laura - Jul 19, 2016 2:23:02 pm PDT #25471 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

I think that being deathly afraid of looking like an ass is a prerequisite so you got this!


sj - Jul 19, 2016 2:29:42 pm PDT #25472 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That's an awesome idea, Teppy. You should do it!


DavidS - Jul 19, 2016 3:26:23 pm PDT #25473 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think that being deathly afraid of looking like an ass is a prerequisite so you got this!

I'm pretty sure they give you strategies and tactics to turn your ass-iness into comedy gold. That's the nature of the beast.


Steph L. - Jul 19, 2016 5:21:16 pm PDT #25474 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm pretty sure they give you strategies and tactics to turn your ass-iness into comedy gold.

Well, I have so much ass-iness that I'll be freaking titanium. Or whatever Iron Man's arc reactor is made out of.


WindSparrow - Jul 19, 2016 5:29:01 pm PDT #25475 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Adamantium assiness? Vibranium assitude?


Connie Neil - Jul 19, 2016 5:38:26 pm PDT #25476 of 30002
brillig

The code name for the next iteration of our program is Vibranium. It's weird to hear my co-workers say "I'm stress testing Vibranium this afternoon."


Steph L. - Jul 19, 2016 5:46:54 pm PDT #25477 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The application to become licensed to solemnize marriages in Ohio is hilariously simple. It's literally name, address, email or phone number, and name of religious organization. Add a $10 check made out to the secretary of state, and BAM, you are good to go.

So if anyone wants to come to Ohio to get hitched, I'll be legal to do it by the end of the month. And I get to officiate at our besties' wedding in August. So exciting!


Vortex - Jul 19, 2016 6:27:19 pm PDT #25478 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It's almost as simple in Mass, but the license is only one day. My friend A got a license to marry some friends, and he jokes about wandering up and down Commericial Street in Ptown - "you girls want to get married? Offer only good today"