I'm just deathly afraid of looking like an ass.
River ,'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I think that being deathly afraid of looking like an ass is a prerequisite so you got this!
That's an awesome idea, Teppy. You should do it!
I think that being deathly afraid of looking like an ass is a prerequisite so you got this!
I'm pretty sure they give you strategies and tactics to turn your ass-iness into comedy gold. That's the nature of the beast.
I'm pretty sure they give you strategies and tactics to turn your ass-iness into comedy gold.
Well, I have so much ass-iness that I'll be freaking titanium. Or whatever Iron Man's arc reactor is made out of.
Adamantium assiness? Vibranium assitude?
The code name for the next iteration of our program is Vibranium. It's weird to hear my co-workers say "I'm stress testing Vibranium this afternoon."
The application to become licensed to solemnize marriages in Ohio is hilariously simple. It's literally name, address, email or phone number, and name of religious organization. Add a $10 check made out to the secretary of state, and BAM, you are good to go.
So if anyone wants to come to Ohio to get hitched, I'll be legal to do it by the end of the month. And I get to officiate at our besties' wedding in August. So exciting!
It's almost as simple in Mass, but the license is only one day. My friend A got a license to marry some friends, and he jokes about wandering up and down Commericial Street in Ptown - "you girls want to get married? Offer only good today"
I forgot until just now that I have to have birthday gifts for my cousin's kids when I see them this weekend. Thank goodness for Amazon wish lists and Prime shipping. The gifts will be at Moms before I get there.