Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this? Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.

'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jul 29, 2013 5:18:11 pm PDT #2392 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

If I ever kill myself, it's going to be a rage-suicide after talking to my parents.


sj - Jul 29, 2013 5:36:15 pm PDT #2393 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The "Why aren't you fucking visiting us every fucking day of the fucking week why don't you have time for us" shit has begun, HURRAH.

I suppose you can't say, "Because you pull shit like this every fucking time I do see you."


Polter-Cow - Jul 29, 2013 5:49:45 pm PDT #2394 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I don't even know why they want to see me so much when the feeling is clearly not mutual.


quester - Jul 29, 2013 6:01:15 pm PDT #2395 of 30002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I don't even know why they want to see me so much when the feeling is clearly not mutual.

Parental entitlement.

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Now I need to relay something before I forget it happened. Saturday I didn't have to work, and went to a friends house for way too much breakfast.

As I was getting ready, I took a shower. When I got out of the shower and the mirror was fogged up. As I was drying myself I noticed very faint words in the steam on the mirror. I could just make out the words "love" and "you".

I live alone, and don't welcome company. I have lived in this apartment for almost 3 years. I know the landlady, she's one of my breakfast-on=Saturdays friends.

I have wiped fog off of that mirror many, many times in the time I've lived here.

WHERE THE FUCK DID THE WORDS COME FROM????!!!!

I keep checking to see if they appear again. Nothing yet. But I'm watching...

I did not imagine this, I was wide awake when it happened.

I'm a little creep out.


Burrell - Jul 29, 2013 6:03:44 pm PDT #2396 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oo quester, that's kind of, not creepy, but certainly intriguing.


Polter-Cow - Jul 29, 2013 6:06:21 pm PDT #2397 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Well, we've found Phantom Dennis.


Steph L. - Jul 29, 2013 6:06:49 pm PDT #2398 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Close the internet; P-C wins it tonight.


quester - Jul 29, 2013 6:23:59 pm PDT #2399 of 30002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Well, we've found Phantom Dennis.

I should be so lucky!


Polter-Cow - Jul 29, 2013 6:27:38 pm PDT #2400 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Do you have a loofah?


meara - Jul 29, 2013 8:27:16 pm PDT #2401 of 30002

The "Why aren't you fucking visiting us every fucking day of the fucking week why don't you have time for us" shit has begun, HURRAH.

Ugh. I struggle with this, myself. I can't figure out where the line between "OMG you are asking too much" (like when she wants and guilts my sister about driving 30 minutes up to watch a basketball game with them, and my sister is all "I have to work in the morning, and I don't actually care about this team WTF") and "I am an ungrateful daughter who should be forced to go live on an ice floe somewhere" (When I'm all "but I don't wanna hang out with them on Christmas!"), and I know that the line is definitely shaded by my feelings of returning adolescent angst and "WHYYY" and "DONT WANNA" when I am dealing with my mom. I can never decide if I'm enforcing healthy boundaries, or being a brat. (This is not to say you are being a brat, just it's something I struggle with even in a somewhat more healthy relationship than yours usually is!)