Welcome back Jilli! Sounds like you had fun and more...

Oh, Maria, that's AWESOME!

Apologies in advance if anyone here has this many quotes in their email sig, but I had to come here to vent. There's a guy I know, a director I have worked with in occasion. He's just one of those people who are so irritating everything they do starts to bug you.

But THIRTEEN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES IN YOUR EMAIL SIG????? Jeebus, dude, get a frigging grip!!!! I've read novels shorter than your sig.

Also, hi! Work kind of ate my face this month, but now I'm on a train to Irvine to attend my uncle's wedding and see family.

But THIRTEEN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES IN YOUR EMAIL SIG?????

1. Never be inspirational
2. Get software that *rotates* quotes, don't shoot your wad all in one person's face

He apparently inspired something in you, although maybe not what was intended. I see single quotes a lot, but I don't think I have ever seen more than one. Wow. I do too often see quotes that don't seem quite appropriate for business email.

Have a blast at the wedding, Sean. No doubt you could use the R&R after your schedule lately.

enjoy the wedding, Sean!

don't shoot your wad all in one person's face

good advice in so many situations

Have a blast at the wedding, Sean.

If they start playing "Rains of Castamere," RUN.

Dear Aunt,

It is completely unreasonable to ask me on Friday night to drive forty minutes to Belmont and forty minutes back to Oakland for one hour on Saturday to help you in some mysterious task that you won't even explain so clearly it is something you don't need me specifically for and I will continue with my plans of writing about Comic-Con, buying comics, going to the library, and singing karaoke, thank you very much.

Love,
What the fuck this family

I don't even know what the fuck is going on. Apparently my cousin was injured during football practice or something, but they're not telling a lot of people?

I called my uncle, and he's being all cagey and shit and like I've never asked you for anything (BULLSHIT) and I'm going there at 8 tomorrow for a couple hours and if this isn't REALLY FUCKING TRAGICALLY IMPORTANT I am going to be pissed.

Jeebus, PC, I hope everything is okay.

Just so y'all know I'm not exaggerating, here are the thirteen quotes in his sig:

"Creativity is intelligence having fun."   -Albert Einstein

"Your profession is not what brings home your paycheck.  Your profession is what you were put on Earth to do with such passion and intensity that it becomes spiritual in calling."    -Leo Buscaglia

"I regard the theatre as the greatest of all art forms, the most immediate way in which a human being can share with another the sense of what it is to be a human being."    -Oscar Wilde

"The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant.  We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift."    -Albert Einstein

"What stories do you tell about yourself? Are you the hero? The victim? We tell our stories to define ourselves, to present ourselves but, truth be told, we also tell them to protect ourselves."    -Luigi Pirandello

"We must declare ourselves, become known; allow the world to discover this subterranean life of ours which connects kings and farm boys, artists and clerks. Let them see that the important thing is not the object of love, but the emotion itself."    -Gore Vidal

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."         -Aristotle

"Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend it once."         -Lillian Dickson

"Humanity surges with uncontrolled passion, is Tumultuous with ungoverned grief, is blown about by anxiety and doubt. Only the wise man, only he whose thoughts are controlled and purified, makes the winds and the storms of the soul obey him."    -James Allen

"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free."    -Jim Morrison

“History records that the money changers have used every form of abuse, intrigue, deceit, and violent means possible to maintain their control over governments by controlling money and it’s issuance.”    -James Madison

"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone."      -Reba McEntire

"The pundits that continue in our country to try to polarize us, to keep us apart, are not succeeding.  Americans are waking up not only to the truth, but the truth in each other.  Hallelujah!"   -Maya Angelou