I don't even know what the fuck is going on. Apparently my cousin was injured during football practice or something, but they're not telling a lot of people?

I called my uncle, and he's being all cagey and shit and like I've never asked you for anything (BULLSHIT) and I'm going there at 8 tomorrow for a couple hours and if this isn't REALLY FUCKING TRAGICALLY IMPORTANT I am going to be pissed.

Jeebus, PC, I hope everything is okay.

Just so y'all know I'm not exaggerating, here are the thirteen quotes in his sig:

"Creativity is intelligence having fun."   -Albert Einstein

"Your profession is not what brings home your paycheck.  Your profession is what you were put on Earth to do with such passion and intensity that it becomes spiritual in calling."    -Leo Buscaglia

"I regard the theatre as the greatest of all art forms, the most immediate way in which a human being can share with another the sense of what it is to be a human being."    -Oscar Wilde

"The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant.  We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift."    -Albert Einstein

"What stories do you tell about yourself? Are you the hero? The victim? We tell our stories to define ourselves, to present ourselves but, truth be told, we also tell them to protect ourselves."    -Luigi Pirandello

"We must declare ourselves, become known; allow the world to discover this subterranean life of ours which connects kings and farm boys, artists and clerks. Let them see that the important thing is not the object of love, but the emotion itself."    -Gore Vidal

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."         -Aristotle

"Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend it once."         -Lillian Dickson

"Humanity surges with uncontrolled passion, is Tumultuous with ungoverned grief, is blown about by anxiety and doubt. Only the wise man, only he whose thoughts are controlled and purified, makes the winds and the storms of the soul obey him."    -James Allen

"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free."    -Jim Morrison

“History records that the money changers have used every form of abuse, intrigue, deceit, and violent means possible to maintain their control over governments by controlling money and it’s issuance.”    -James Madison

"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone."      -Reba McEntire

"The pundits that continue in our country to try to polarize us, to keep us apart, are not succeeding.  Americans are waking up not only to the truth, but the truth in each other.  Hallelujah!"   -Maya Angelou

I imagine he isn't big on Twitter.

HA! Laura just made me spittake.

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT WAS MY LITTLE SISTER WITH A SURPRISE VISIT.

This fucking family. I love it.

Ha! Your turn to get had. Fantastic. I'm glad it was something good.

Oh, the parents are here too. Less exciting.

Aw, yay P-C's little sister! That's a good surprise.

Maria, I'm so glad (and totally not surprised) to hear that the job interview went so well. All fingers and toes crossed for you!

Sean, I really want that guy to add a fourteenth quote:

"You can't believe everything you read on the Internet." -- Abraham Lincoln

P-C,

how scary and weird initially. I wonder why they couldn't have just told you: hey, your sis is here. You would have loved that.

Laura and Kate have cracked my shit up today.