Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Nov 25, 2015 7:15:31 am PST #22468 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Americans are from pioneer stock. We don't need no pain medications.


Shir - Nov 25, 2015 8:35:39 am PST #22469 of 30002
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

erika, I'm so very sorry.


Calli - Nov 25, 2015 9:15:39 am PST #22470 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Seriously, if it hurts, why aren't painkillers offered? Isn't that what they're for?


Beverly - Nov 25, 2015 9:59:19 am PST #22471 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Only if you're a male-type person, with manly symptoms of the manly body. Apparently. Women in pain? It's all in our heads.


Connie Neil - Nov 25, 2015 10:07:45 am PST #22472 of 30002
brillig

It's Eve's fault.


Laura - Nov 25, 2015 10:17:59 am PST #22473 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

I had an IUD about a few decades ago. It hurt like hell a couple days And Then Came Out! It is not a fond memory. Apparently they are a whole bunch better than they were back then, but the body still does not appreciate the insertion.


Burrell - Nov 25, 2015 12:11:34 pm PST #22474 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I am so sorry erika

Also sorry Consuela that we didn't warn you. I don't remember mine hurting overly, but that just means that it didn't hurt any more than the cervical biopsy and the 3 IUIs I had done.


erikaj - Nov 25, 2015 12:45:20 pm PST #22475 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

Ok, guess who has two uncoordinated thumbs, an awkward family thanksgiving AND her period.(Dental cleaning on Friday, too, just to keep the streak alive.) You know what, Universe, fuck you! And, yeah, I know, maybe one of my family members will get feverish or fall on their heads and become exceedingly warm and awesome(really doubt it...my secret in my head plan is to pretend that I've never really met them before, tbh) and, you know, I could cry right now thinking about, say, Sandra Bland's family this year, but still, I've never felt less grateful in my life without being a snotty eleven-year-old or deeply depressed.


Ginger - Nov 25, 2015 4:25:09 pm PST #22476 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

People keep worrying about my being in the hospital for Thanksgiving. I have no emotional attachment to Thanksgiving or any other "family" holiday. I am somewhat more depressed by Christmas, the holiday of my father's most spectacular drunken exhibitions, my cousin explaining the world based on talk radio, his wife's bigoted rants and screaming political arguments. Normally they were doing the screaming, but once when my cousin cited G. Gordon Liddy as a source, I completely lost my shit and screamed, "He puts cigarettes out on his palms."


Connie Neil - Nov 25, 2015 4:35:18 pm PST #22477 of 30002
brillig

I've got little attachment to Thanksgiving as well. I'm delighted to work then, because it keeps me busy, I get paid well, and it'll be a quiet day when I can write and watch YouTube videos.