...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Aug 16, 2015 7:46:52 am PDT #21188 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I know you've had to face this too, Typo, but it's so hard to deal with not being able to do things I could a year ago. I feel like I'm greeting each day the way Dorothy Parker responded to a knock at the door: "What fresh hell is this?"


Typo Boy - Aug 16, 2015 8:03:20 am PDT #21189 of 30002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I'm always sorry to hear someone else going through it. And its not as though you don't have enough medical issues. Believe me, first hand experience does not make me less sympathetic, or keep me from wishing you less hurting.


sj - Aug 16, 2015 8:34:19 am PDT #21190 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ginger, I'm so sorry.


smonster - Aug 16, 2015 9:23:37 am PDT #21191 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ugh, Ginger, I'm so sorry. Mr. Peabody! Be good! Your momma ain't got time for dat.


Burrell - Aug 16, 2015 9:37:00 am PDT #21192 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm sorry Ginger, it's all so unfair


Anne W. - Aug 16, 2015 4:04:27 pm PDT #21193 of 30002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Ginger, I am so sorry.


Ginger - Aug 16, 2015 6:13:54 pm PDT #21194 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A certain small dog of my acquaintance is not going outside tonight, no matter how much he barks and jumps up and down.


DavidS - Aug 16, 2015 6:56:53 pm PDT #21195 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

A certain small dog of my acquaintance is not going outside tonight, no matter how much he barks and jumps up and down.

He is trying to *save* you from that possum!! Why are you thwarting him?!


Beverly - Aug 16, 2015 7:16:26 pm PDT #21196 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Be good, Mr. P! Make it easy on your human!


Hil R. - Aug 16, 2015 7:39:36 pm PDT #21197 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Anybody around? Just kind of need some distraction.