Xander: Just once I'd like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. Anya: Great. Thank you very much for those nightmares.

'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Jul 12, 2015 3:16:49 pm PDT #20510 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

erika, your wonderful brain is not some consolation prize. That just seems like such a weird thing to say.


amych - Jul 12, 2015 3:55:53 pm PDT #20511 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

He also told her that the "relaxed" uterus was supposed to fold down and lay backward

I'm not sure if he's saying a proper uterus is Thinking Of England, or if he secretly thinks it's kind of a slut.


Zenkitty - Jul 12, 2015 4:22:03 pm PDT #20512 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I think he was saying he doesn't know how to gynecologist.


smonster - Jul 12, 2015 5:36:02 pm PDT #20513 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I keep looking for a "like" button. My gyno is pretty awesome, and I'm getting an IUD that I hope will help with my New! Improved! PMS with 50% more rage.

Speaking of geriatric pregnancies, I just watched Catastrophe and it was super great. Very real, totally charming, hilariously funny. If you have Amazon Prime you should check it out.

Dude from Thursday date never texted me back, so I guess it didn't go as well as I thought. Moving on!


Laura - Jul 12, 2015 5:36:49 pm PDT #20514 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

I for one am grateful for the spicy brains here.

I was told that pregnancy and/or childbirth was impossible. Something about the uterus being not completely separated and in two parts or some such. The OB/GYN that I had with the boys said that was just silly and the uterus would stretch as required. And boy howdy did it.


sj - Jul 13, 2015 6:50:09 am PDT #20515 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I hope Monday is being kind to everyone today. I'm waiting to do my post breakfast blood test so that I can make myself a second cup of tea and maybe feel a tiny bit awake.


sj - Jul 13, 2015 8:42:33 am PDT #20516 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My tea is defective today.


askye - Jul 13, 2015 9:00:32 am PDT #20517 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

Work went really well. Basically it felt like I went in and started a project and then it was time to leave. So if I'm like that after next week I'm going ot ask for another day.

I sort of miss working with customers but I like having a position where there is something always going on and I'm not letting my anxieties get to me.

There was something else I was goign to post but I forgot.


sj - Jul 13, 2015 9:06:45 am PDT #20518 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That sounds great, askye!


smonster - Jul 13, 2015 9:32:41 am PDT #20519 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Wonderful, askye.