But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?

Fred ,'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


quester - Jul 12, 2015 1:44:37 pm PDT #20507 of 30002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I've never been pregnant and it's highly unlikely now that I've been through menopause and going to be 60 and most importantly haven't had sex in years, but it was just a few years ago that a gyro told me that I have a back-tipped uterus. Still not sure what that means.


Dana - Jul 12, 2015 1:52:23 pm PDT #20508 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I had a nurse tell me I had a tilted cervix and that it would make conception difficult. When we moved back down here, my ob-gyn didn't seem that concerned about it. Not that I'm trying to get pregnant.


erikaj - Jul 12, 2015 1:57:41 pm PDT #20509 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

As far as "having" my brain, I'm glad, I expect, but it's not like anyone sent an owner's manual, and extended warranty, or even "50 Ways To Blow Off Phoenix" which, in many ways would prepare me more than my enjoyment of fiction and literature.


Zenkitty - Jul 12, 2015 3:16:49 pm PDT #20510 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

erika, your wonderful brain is not some consolation prize. That just seems like such a weird thing to say.


amych - Jul 12, 2015 3:55:53 pm PDT #20511 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

He also told her that the "relaxed" uterus was supposed to fold down and lay backward

I'm not sure if he's saying a proper uterus is Thinking Of England, or if he secretly thinks it's kind of a slut.


Zenkitty - Jul 12, 2015 4:22:03 pm PDT #20512 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I think he was saying he doesn't know how to gynecologist.


smonster - Jul 12, 2015 5:36:02 pm PDT #20513 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I keep looking for a "like" button. My gyno is pretty awesome, and I'm getting an IUD that I hope will help with my New! Improved! PMS with 50% more rage.

Speaking of geriatric pregnancies, I just watched Catastrophe and it was super great. Very real, totally charming, hilariously funny. If you have Amazon Prime you should check it out.

Dude from Thursday date never texted me back, so I guess it didn't go as well as I thought. Moving on!


Laura - Jul 12, 2015 5:36:49 pm PDT #20514 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

I for one am grateful for the spicy brains here.

I was told that pregnancy and/or childbirth was impossible. Something about the uterus being not completely separated and in two parts or some such. The OB/GYN that I had with the boys said that was just silly and the uterus would stretch as required. And boy howdy did it.


sj - Jul 13, 2015 6:50:09 am PDT #20515 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I hope Monday is being kind to everyone today. I'm waiting to do my post breakfast blood test so that I can make myself a second cup of tea and maybe feel a tiny bit awake.


sj - Jul 13, 2015 8:42:33 am PDT #20516 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My tea is defective today.