There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Jul 06, 2015 6:05:29 pm PDT #20401 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

smonster - Jul 06, 2015 6:30:43 pm PDT #20402 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Went on my first date in seven months. It wasn't horrible but I dont think there will be a second date and that's in line with what I want. I have another first date on Thursday. In conclusion, dating sucks, the end.


meara - Jul 06, 2015 7:25:07 pm PDT #20403 of 30002

Ugh. I hear ya smonster!


sj - Jul 07, 2015 3:10:01 am PDT #20404 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Must not kill repairman. My washer was not spewing water everywhere from underneath the system because of my choice of laundry detergent.


Ginger - Jul 07, 2015 3:13:49 am PDT #20405 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If he calls you "honey," go ahead. We'll figure out an alibi.


sj - Jul 07, 2015 3:17:14 am PDT #20406 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

No honey yet. But an, "I don't know what you were washing in here." I managed to reply, "clothes" while leaving off the word "asshole".


sj - Jul 07, 2015 3:29:08 am PDT #20407 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

He needs a part. The whole boot is ripped, whatever that means. So, the part is being dropped off and he'll be back between 1-2. I was hoping to be able to go with thessaly to the farmer's market at that time, but I guess I'll wait for TCG to get home and go with him.


Laura - Jul 07, 2015 3:38:40 am PDT #20408 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Blame the customer must have been in his training program. I do good alibi. Just sayin'.


sj - Jul 07, 2015 3:45:16 am PDT #20409 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Laura, I think it is because this is what happened last time too. Apparently natural laundry detergent is the devil, or something.


Zenkitty - Jul 07, 2015 4:49:49 am PDT #20410 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What's in natural laundry detergent, then? Cement?