Wesley: And how does your kind define love? Demon: Same as all bodies. Same as everywheres. Love is sacrifice.

'The Girl in Question'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Jul 07, 2015 3:13:49 am PDT #20405 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If he calls you "honey," go ahead. We'll figure out an alibi.


sj - Jul 07, 2015 3:17:14 am PDT #20406 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

No honey yet. But an, "I don't know what you were washing in here." I managed to reply, "clothes" while leaving off the word "asshole".


sj - Jul 07, 2015 3:29:08 am PDT #20407 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

He needs a part. The whole boot is ripped, whatever that means. So, the part is being dropped off and he'll be back between 1-2. I was hoping to be able to go with thessaly to the farmer's market at that time, but I guess I'll wait for TCG to get home and go with him.


Laura - Jul 07, 2015 3:38:40 am PDT #20408 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Blame the customer must have been in his training program. I do good alibi. Just sayin'.


sj - Jul 07, 2015 3:45:16 am PDT #20409 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Laura, I think it is because this is what happened last time too. Apparently natural laundry detergent is the devil, or something.


Zenkitty - Jul 07, 2015 4:49:49 am PDT #20410 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What's in natural laundry detergent, then? Cement?


sj - Jul 07, 2015 6:13:15 am PDT #20411 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yes apparently if you mix yoga pants and seventh generation you get cement capable of ripping a hole in the lining of a washing machine. Or possibly the lining was just crap to begin with.


Zenkitty - Jul 07, 2015 7:08:04 am PDT #20412 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

For heaven's sake, don't add vinegar, you'll create a singularity that totally voids the warranty.


sj - Jul 07, 2015 7:14:07 am PDT #20413 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

How did you know? My next evil plan is to decide what damage I can do with babyganics, vinegar for fabric softener, and onesies.


sj - Jul 07, 2015 9:47:35 am PDT #20414 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Second repairman came by this afternoon. He never spoke other than to say hello, fixed the machine, and left.