Aw, Connie. What a great dream.
Willow: Yes. Hi. You must be Angel's handsome, yet androgynous, son. Connor: It's Connor. Willow: And the sneer's genetic. Who knew?
'A Hole in the World'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - May 19, 2015 7:49:29 am PDT #19296 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
meara - May 19, 2015 8:13:04 am PDT #19297 of 30002
Bonny, I totally thought your story was going somewhere else, as I remember a friend who lived in Columbia Heights before it was schmancy who had a woman and her john sexing it up under an umbrella on my friend's back porch!
Burrell - May 19, 2015 8:38:13 am PDT #19298 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
That's amazing, Connie. So much love there.
beekaytee - May 19, 2015 8:43:26 am PDT #19299 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
Meara, my mind went RIGHT THERE with you!
I had a full expectation of what I was going to see and even considered getting a flashlight to shine on the situation to break them up...my throwing arm would not have been strong enough to heft a pitcher of ice water the 15 feet.
I was so surprised, I couldn't do anything but stare in amazement...and then shout.
Zenkitty - May 19, 2015 8:59:07 am PDT #19300 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
as I remember a friend who lived in Columbia Heights before it was schmancy who had a woman and her john sexing it up under an umbrella on my friend's back porch!
Did he charge them rent?
Strix - May 19, 2015 9:14:45 am PDT #19301 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
My old apartment was first floor, on the alley, when I lived on the Plaza, and it got a LOT of traffic, day and night. I was a night owl, of course, so I saw a LOT. Heard a lot, from fights to sex to peeing, and often would amuse myself by letting people get into whatever they were doing and then, in a bright, curious voice saying "You know, you're peeing/fucking/blowing him right under my window?" usually to horrified shrieks and running away.
Fighting just irritated me, because 9 times out of ten it was a couple fighting and I felt compelled to listen and a few times intervened directly when it got ugly, but mostly ended up hollering something like STFU, people are trying to sleep, often with a Greek chorus of irritated neighbors.
Toddson - May 19, 2015 11:04:33 am PDT #19302 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
as I remember a friend who lived in Columbia Heights before it was schmancy who had a woman and her john sexing it up under an umbrella on my friend's back porch!
I hope they were using more protection than just the umbrella ....
meara - May 19, 2015 12:39:00 pm PDT #19303 of 30002
Toddson, I don't think she looked that close!! The way she tells it, she at first thought it was coming from her roommate's bedroom, then eventually looked out the window...
Zenkitty - May 19, 2015 12:45:36 pm PDT #19304 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
a woman and her john sexing it up under an umbrella on my friend's back porch!
Same rule as with cats: if you make a baby on my porch, I get to have you neutered.
beekaytee - May 19, 2015 3:26:12 pm PDT #19305 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
Same rule as with cats: if you make a baby on my porch, I get to have you neutered.
THIS is a good rule.