Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2015 10:26:02 am PDT #17996 of 30002
brillig

Went to the doctor for my quarterly checkup. The receptionst who's been there for ages says "So I haven't seen your husband in a while, how is he?" she asked cheerfully. She was gratifyingly shocked when I told her. There really is no good reason why she would know.

Doc's nurse calls me back. As we're headed to the scale she says, "So how is Neil doing?" Two kicks in the teeth for the morning. I thought it was odd that Doc, who looked at us both, didn't know he'd died. I guess he wouldn't gossip about a patient, but this kind of thing seems like it would be useful information about someone who was an active patient. You'd think the regular treating physician and his staff would get notifications of this kind of thing.

They were very kind and apologetic for having brought it up for me, but, still, not a cheerful morning.


Burrell - Mar 20, 2015 10:29:18 am PDT #17997 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm sorry Connie, what a rough morning.


Strix - Mar 20, 2015 10:38:08 am PDT #17998 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am so sorry, Connie.


Maria - Mar 20, 2015 10:40:33 am PDT #17999 of 30002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

It fucking sucks, Connie. Gut punches, every last question. And it poisons the rest of the day. I'm sorry.


sj - Mar 20, 2015 10:42:05 am PDT #18000 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Connie, I'm sorry. That had to have been difficult for you.


Strix - Mar 20, 2015 11:01:27 am PDT #18001 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

OK, heading out to lawyer meeting. Wish us legal-ma!


Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2015 11:05:19 am PDT #18002 of 30002
brillig

Go kick ass legally!


Zenkitty - Mar 20, 2015 11:41:11 am PDT #18003 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Go kick ass legally!

Yeah!

Sorry about the rotten morning, Connie.


SuziQ - Mar 20, 2015 11:42:49 am PDT #18004 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

So much kick legal ass~ma, Strix.

sj, thinking of you and ltc.


Anne W. - Mar 20, 2015 11:49:54 am PDT #18005 of 30002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Much ass-kicking~ma, Strix!