And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Mar 17, 2015 10:12:06 am PDT #17900 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm glad things are working out better than you expected for your friend, Connie.


Connie Neil - Mar 17, 2015 10:18:29 am PDT #17901 of 30002
brillig

At least in Ireland she's less likely to go into her kitchen and find people who have snuck across the Mexican border rooting through her fridge.


Burrell - Mar 17, 2015 10:20:48 am PDT #17902 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Does anyone else want to watch the vid series of Plei's dramatic readings of desktop assistant porn, with Jilli's MST3K snarky commentary?


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2015 10:22:14 am PDT #17903 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Does anyone else want to watch the vid series of Plei's dramatic readings of desktop assistant porn, with Jilli's MST3K snarky commentary?

I didn't know I did until THIS VERY MOMENT.


Zenkitty - Mar 17, 2015 10:23:17 am PDT #17904 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Glad your friend has got herself free from Idiot, Connie.


Burrell - Mar 17, 2015 10:23:36 am PDT #17905 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yay!


Atropa - Mar 17, 2015 10:24:58 am PDT #17906 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Does anyone else want to watch the vid series of Plei's dramatic readings of desktop assistant porn, with Jilli's MST3K snarky commentary?

weeps

There would probably be no snarky commentary, just a dispirited sighing and mutterings of "Oh G-D why are you doing this to me?!?!"


P.M. Marc - Mar 17, 2015 10:31:59 am PDT #17907 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

There would probably be no snarky commentary, just a dispirited sighing and mutterings of "Oh G-D why are you doing this to me?!?!"

Trust me, which I almost typed tryst me, you will be amused by certain aspects.

Like, the whole Phil Gates subplot. And the thing with the whitepapers.


P.M. Marc - Mar 17, 2015 10:32:34 am PDT #17908 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Dude, they're 4k each. You should totally let me read them to you with pauses for hysterical laughter.


Atropa - Mar 17, 2015 10:42:36 am PDT #17909 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And the thing with the whitepapers.

I almost want to know. BUT THEN SANITY KICKS IN.