Best bruise I ever got ran the length of the outside of my thigh. I was dancing on top of some tables in a nightclub in Paris and my foot slipped in the space between two tables. I ended up with one foot on the floor, one foot up on the table. But, I did not spill my drink.

That is not merely the best bruise you ever got, it is the best bruise in the history of bruises. All other bruises wish they were as cool as that bruise.

I was dancing on top of some tables in a nightclub in Paris

As one does.

Well done, Vortex. Well done indeed.

askye, that is so much suck. My mom had a similar thing over Christmas, and the cough just would not go away. I'm so glad that your work is understanding.

Tomorrow I have a full day of parades with Dana, shrift, Tom, and Nora. I am excited and tired just thinking about it. All this fun can be very tiring. I will probably take Lundi Gras off. From parades, I mean; we don't have work again until Thursday.

Vortex wins at Bruise, I think.

It's 47 degrees here, and we're looking at serious drought conditions what with the lack of snowfall this winter. Give us back our snow!

Yeah, 67 and lovely today. We need the snow, bad.

Pix I'm sorry about your injury I know you were really looking forward to the marathon.

I started coughing as soon as I woke up. I don't wake up coughing. I don't think I cough when I'm asleep so that can't be pertussis. And it seems weird that I don't wake up coughing. I feel like I'm some how faking this. Making myself be sick.

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It's cold now, but I hold to the promise of Sammie starting her shedding a week earlier than usual.

15 right now, but it is supposed to get into the negative teens tonight.