Cancer patients deserve chauffeured limos. Stocked with whatever makes said patient feel better.
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Feb 06, 2015 3:17:04 pm PST #16806 of 30002
brillig
P.M. Marc - Feb 06, 2015 3:18:01 pm PST #16807 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Totally a lemur.
Esther's wrongness is epic!
If she'd had her way, my name would be Penny. Not Penelope, just Penny.
Also, if I'd been a boy, and she denies this now but she told me this for YEARS, I'd have been Angus George.
DavidS - Feb 06, 2015 3:18:55 pm PST #16808 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
If she'd had her way, my name would be Penny. Not Penelope, just Penny.
She said your dad and sister were responsible for your name.
P.M. Marc - Feb 06, 2015 3:23:18 pm PST #16809 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Yep. I mean, not that I give them any sort of thanks for it, because I really would rather have had a name that's... a name.
OMG, THOUGH! She keeps saying with derision, "People said we should have named you Esme!" as if Esme (my great-grandmother's name) is this horrible, awful, burden of a name, rather than ONE OF MY CHILD'S MIDDLE NAMES.
P.M. Marc - Feb 06, 2015 3:23:45 pm PST #16810 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Note: I'd have been perfectly fine being named Esme.
DavidS - Feb 06, 2015 3:25:15 pm PST #16811 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I have to say I derive too much enjoyment at your constant state of face palming consternation at your mother's tactlessness. It's a dynamic worthy of some witty George Kaufman play.
Atropa - Feb 06, 2015 3:27:42 pm PST #16812 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Plei, I like your mum, but she is ... wacky. Frequently wrong in the head.
Of course, my dad had me convinced my middle name was Vegomatic. I didn't get proof it wasn't until I was 16.
Totally a lemur.
Tickybox Squeakaboo, Lemur Princess!
Steph L. - Feb 06, 2015 3:28:15 pm PST #16813 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Plei, your mom is the only person I've seen whose tactlessness rivals my aunt's. It's glorious.
meara - Feb 06, 2015 3:32:50 pm PST #16814 of 30002
My sister thought her middle name was Ceiling, for many years (it's Celia).
P.M. Marc - Feb 06, 2015 3:34:26 pm PST #16815 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Plei, your mom is the only person I've seen whose tactlessness rivals my aunt's. It's glorious.
She was the youngest of five girls, and at least three of the five were entirely missing the tact gene.