Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Feb 06, 2015 3:23:18 pm PST #16809 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yep. I mean, not that I give them any sort of thanks for it, because I really would rather have had a name that's... a name.

OMG, THOUGH! She keeps saying with derision, "People said we should have named you Esme!" as if Esme (my great-grandmother's name) is this horrible, awful, burden of a name, rather than ONE OF MY CHILD'S MIDDLE NAMES.


P.M. Marc - Feb 06, 2015 3:23:45 pm PST #16810 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Note: I'd have been perfectly fine being named Esme.


DavidS - Feb 06, 2015 3:25:15 pm PST #16811 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have to say I derive too much enjoyment at your constant state of face palming consternation at your mother's tactlessness. It's a dynamic worthy of some witty George Kaufman play.


Atropa - Feb 06, 2015 3:27:42 pm PST #16812 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Plei, I like your mum, but she is ... wacky. Frequently wrong in the head.

Of course, my dad had me convinced my middle name was Vegomatic. I didn't get proof it wasn't until I was 16.

Totally a lemur.

Tickybox Squeakaboo, Lemur Princess!


Steph L. - Feb 06, 2015 3:28:15 pm PST #16813 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Plei, your mom is the only person I've seen whose tactlessness rivals my aunt's. It's glorious.


meara - Feb 06, 2015 3:32:50 pm PST #16814 of 30002

My sister thought her middle name was Ceiling, for many years (it's Celia).


P.M. Marc - Feb 06, 2015 3:34:26 pm PST #16815 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Plei, your mom is the only person I've seen whose tactlessness rivals my aunt's. It's glorious.

She was the youngest of five girls, and at least three of the five were entirely missing the tact gene.


Hil R. - Feb 06, 2015 3:37:20 pm PST #16816 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I am wearing several layers of clothing, and a fleece hat. I am indoors.


sarameg - Feb 06, 2015 3:37:46 pm PST #16817 of 30002

If my aunt Mary was on fb, they could have a tactless off. You mom makes me laugh and laugh and think of Mary...


erikaj - Feb 06, 2015 3:41:39 pm PST #16818 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

I actually know(of) two men named Cloves, actually, Jilli. One was a newspaper editor who had the dubious "honor" of receiving my red-and-green resume in a Christmas card during my "Ya gotta have a HOOK!1" job-hunting period after college, and his son, Cloves Campbell, Junior, is a Democratic legislator.