So, this morning I get up, shower, clothe myself, etc. and prepare to walk out the door, get into my cab and earn me some money.
But there is no cab.
The night driver didn't bring the fucking thing back until 9:00 a.m.
During that time, after I had called my dispatcher and informed him that I would not be at work today as I LACKED THE REQUIRED FUCKING EQUIPMENT, I applied for a few different jobs.
I go in to fill out the paperwork on one of them tomorrow.
With luck I can tell the jackhole fuckwit unprofessional shiteating cockless asslicker for whom I "work" to eat a few dozen bags of dicks and what he can't eat, he is more than welcome to jam straight up his asshole.
So...uh, ~ma? I guess? Please?
I've always admired your eloquence, MM.
Much ~ma, Hil and MM. May the very best of jobs for you will find you quickly.
MM, you've been missed. Sorely.
Job~ma to both you and Hil. (And Hil, if you stay where you're at another year, I'd seriously consider finding another apartment. Your current one is not worth the aggravation.)
Hil, if you stay where you're at another year, I'd seriously consider finding another apartment. Your current one is not worth the aggravation.
Yes, this. It sounds like it's a problem for you and an energy drain you don't need.
Job~ma to you MM.
So I saw an ad for a new type of toothbrush and it's this called the Issa and it looks like this [link]
Is it just me or does that look like a vibartor? Because I keep seeing a sex toy when i look at it. And now I'm wondering if Amy Farrah Fowler would like it.
I'm not staying here another year. I've already decided that, if I don't get an academic job for next year, then I'm going to look outside academia. Probably live with my parents in the interim, until I find a job. That will give me somewhere to live, and put me near NYC, where there might actually be jobs. (It's worse than useless to try to find a non-academic job around here, unless you're in a couple of really specific fields, or want to work retail or construction or hospitality, none of which are in my skill set.)
Hil, that really sounds like it is for the best, but I hope you find a great academic job before you have to make that decision. It sounds like it would be much better for you if you are able to be in an area with great medical facilities and other amenities. Also, not having your space shoveled out is completely unacceptable. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.
MM, tons of job~ma, but I selfishly hope you find a job that lets you check in here every once in a while because I need the laughs. Do you ever write Kerfuffle Bunny anymore?
askye...yeah, you know someone is going to try that for off book uses.