Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.

Lorne ,'Why We Fight'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Jan 16, 2015 2:48:10 pm PST #15696 of 30002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I will gladly take on ONE loathsome chore so long as someone ELSE cleans the litter boxes.

I'm assuming there will be cats in Buffista Island.


meara - Jan 16, 2015 2:53:38 pm PST #15697 of 30002

The whole sewer line clogged? Eeek.

I do not like scrubbing tubs or toilets. I'm also bad about dusting and sweeping and mopping. Which is why I hire someone.

But what I really want is someone who will occasionally do the "spring cleaning" things that people used to do once a year that I don't even know that I'm supposed to do? Or at least tell me to do them and how? Like...I dunno, wash the walls? Somehow clean the blinds so they are not icky? Regrout the tub? I'm not even sure what tasks these are, as we were very lax with that sort of thing, growing up.


Hil R. - Jan 16, 2015 2:56:53 pm PST #15698 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

From what I've read, part of the reason for spring cleaning was that the old kinds of heaters (either oil heaters or fireplaces) would leave soot and residue all over everything, so once it got warm enough that you didn't need the heaters anymore, you'd scrub all of that stuff off.


Lilty Cash - Jan 16, 2015 2:58:28 pm PST #15699 of 30002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Meara, I'm with you on that.


erikaj - Jan 16, 2015 3:21:29 pm PST #15700 of 30002
Always Anti-fascist!

Cory fricking Booker wrote me back on Twitter!


Atropa - Jan 16, 2015 3:33:50 pm PST #15701 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hee. You and your hatred of the vacuum.

You can't hear if monsters are sneaking up on you while you are vacuuming! Vacuum hatred is totes logical!


Aims - Jan 16, 2015 3:48:09 pm PST #15702 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I will do damn near any household chore EXCEPT unload a dishwasher. I hate it. However, I will put dishes that have air dried away, no problem.


Anne W. - Jan 16, 2015 3:48:16 pm PST #15703 of 30002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

That's awesome, erika!


Anne W. - Jan 16, 2015 3:48:59 pm PST #15704 of 30002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Aims, oddly enough, I have the opposite problem. The air-dried dishes will stay on the dishmat until I dirty them again, sometimes.


Pix - Jan 16, 2015 3:50:03 pm PST #15705 of 30002
The status is NOT quo.

I have no issue with vacuuming. Putting away laundry or dishes is the worst.