Tara: 'Your One-Stop Spot to Shop for Lots of New-Age and Occult Items.' Catchy. Giles: Think so? Tara: Uh huh. In a... hard to say sorta way.

'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jan 10, 2015 6:53:03 am PST #15395 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Eh. The ad says "You're okay with poop, right?", not "Do you LIKE poop?" There's a difference there, because words mean things. I'm sticking with my assessment that a dog-walker needs to be okay with poop and handling of same, and I think this ad weeds out people who wouldn't want to deal with it as part of a job.


Java cat - Jan 10, 2015 7:00:20 am PST #15396 of 30002
Not javachik

HI Laura! Hi Windsparrow! (Hi all!)

I'm making oatmeal and remembering when people were writing a lot about making oatmeal. It's one of the small pleasures of being retired for me, making slow-cool stovetop oatmeal in the morning.

Askye, would you want me to ask my docs if they know anyone in your area for uro-gyn? It's a long shot, but you never know. I don't know where you are though. Somewhere in New England, obviously.

The diet thing has been pretty key for me. I've given up beer and wine entirely, but pear or apple hard cider is okay, as long as I have just one. I can have a little chocolate. I haven't tested the citrus. My hunch is that it would be bad. The biggest surprise to me was finding out that cranberry is hell on your bladder. Who knew? I guess if you have a UTI, instead of IC, it can be a good thing, but for people with IC, it's like acid. If I tell people what it's like, I describe it by asking if they know about stomach ulcers, then saying it's like an ulcer, only in the bladder.

Another day, have a great Saturday!


beekaytee - Jan 10, 2015 8:15:35 am PST #15397 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Steph articulated my whole point for that particular content.

Not too long ago, we hired a walker...before I had access to her...who, during a training walk with me expressed so much discomfort with that particular aspect of the job that I just knew she would not last. In fact, hiring her ended up costing us a great deal...for other reasons.

Anyway, I'm hoping to attract people with the "what the?!" approach and then keep them with the humor and excellent support.

Java, I totally get your reaction. I sincerely do. I'm no big fan of that aspect of the job either, but if you were to do the math of this job, bagging and scooping are more than 30% of the effort.

I just love that the piece fomented conversation.

And, I deeply appreciate the help!


sj - Jan 10, 2015 8:22:09 am PST #15398 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

bonny, I think the ad is wonderful.


WindSparrow - Jan 10, 2015 8:45:48 am PST #15399 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

A good attitude toward pet messes = "Ew, gross! I better get that cleaned up!" as opposed to "Ew, gross! I gotta get out of here!"

The outfit I work for now includes a "realistic job preview" in the interview process wherein the prospective employee comes to one of the houses for a couple hours, usually including dinnertime. They observe, they have a worksheet of questions they need to ask us, they eat the meal with us, they get a chance to participate in leisure activities with people. This is excellent because the supervisors then ask both caregivers and residents what we think of them. I give thumbs up to the ones who look at the clock in the middle of a card game and say, "Oh, I was supposed to go at 6 o'clock. It's ok if I stay to finish this game, isn't it?" Thumbs up for the ones who say, "I know I'm not supposed to do any hands-on care this visit, but I want to at least help set the table," as well. How practical would something like that be for your situation, bonny?


beekaytee - Jan 10, 2015 9:03:35 am PST #15400 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

I'm practicing subtle subversion in our hiring process such that I am insinuating myself into the whole shebang. I honestly believe I am a better choice for screening than either the owner or the pet care manager. Both tent to move in panic whereas I know that a bad hire will NOT make the situation any easier.

Andi, I think your approach is the very best. I do training walks to watch how people interact with the animals, but even more than that..do they get stressed by keys and alarms...to they write decent notes, etc.

Honestly, I can't do that job...or don't want to in the slightest...because those things freak me right out.

So, I'm a good judge of success!!


WindSparrow - Jan 10, 2015 9:07:06 am PST #15401 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yeah, flying from staffing crisis to staffing crisis kills morale.


Shir - Jan 10, 2015 9:28:41 am PST #15402 of 30002
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Introducing: Batcat and Pele. Mine from tonight. Extra soft. Very amusing. [link] [link]


Zenkitty - Jan 10, 2015 9:42:06 am PST #15403 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Ahhh, kitties! They're beautiful! They look like mischief on their minds, too, have fun with that! I love black and white cats, odd that I haven't had one since I was a babe.

bonny, I love the ad!


Laura - Jan 10, 2015 10:33:23 am PST #15404 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Kitties!

Nice ad, Bonny. I hope it brings in some great candidates.