The deli meat's package is bulging tight, so im calling it bacteria. The yogurt I'm probably eating.
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The deli meat's package is bulging tight, so im calling it bacteria.
Oh, that can't be good. I'd toss it, too, and I'm pretty cavalier about iffy food. (See also the I-Shouldn't-Have-Made-That-Salmon incident of 2006.)
That sounds like an easy decision.
Yep, it was.
All three cats are on the bed with me. A rare and unstable situation. Radioactive, even. Any moment, a random cat will shoot off, returning the bed element to its stable two-cat state.
As predicted, the three-cat system has a half-life of approximately one minute. Stability restored.
You're lucky there weren't a large number of three-cat beds nearby. You could have had a chain-reaction and cat-splosion.
It's a risk one has to take in the field of cat science. Cat-splosions are always a possibility. Several researchers have been overcome by the resulting fur fallout.
Have you discovered a difference in fur half-life between the different cat elements in your study?
My own non-scientific study (which is ongoing) suggests that fur has a half-life longer than that of uranium.
It varies based on contrast level with its surroundings.